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Musings of a former hula hoop champion
Cats Flying Off the Roof of My Car
July 7, 2010
by Life in the Boomer Lane
Miracle the Cat is the latest in a long line of cats Life in the Boomer Lane has had that she has really had no part in acquiring. There’s not one thing she can say about Miracle or about any of my other cats that would be worth reading. Writers far more clever than she […]
How to Be Famous For Two Days
July 6, 2010
by Life in the Boomer Lane
Until last week, there were two times in my life when I felt famous. The first was when I won a hula hoop contest. Before you imagine anything resembling a hot woman wearing a skimpy costume and gyrating her hips, I will tell you that it was when I was ten years old and it […]
What Husbands Do When Wives Leave Town. Again.
July 5, 2010
by Life in the Boomer Lane
Life in the Boomer Lane went to Delaware for the weekend with Sex-and-the-Sixty-Year-Old Susan. She went there to do a book signing at Browseabout Books in Rehoboth Beach. Susan would be there to helped her. LBL made jokes about Now Husband habit of making some kind of major purchase without consulting with her every time […]
What Husbands Do When Wives Leave Town
June 30, 2010
by Life in the Boomer Lane
Life in the Boomer Lane’s children all live in remote places, like London and Seattle and Charleston. Sometimes LBL likes to visit them solo. It’s a different kind of bonding than if Now Husband were with her. And LBL’s friends Jean and Joyce are both on Anna Maria Island in Florida. That can be another […]
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My Friend Bill
June 29, 2010
by Life in the Boomer Lane
This month, Life in the Boomer Lane and Now Husband lost a dear friend. Bill was a journalist with the Asbury Park Press, and was the first (and for some time, only) print journalist who was writing about the David Goldman case. Goldman’s young son Sean, had been illegally held in Brazil since 2004 by […]
Posted in: Bill Handleman
The Link Between Mattress Stuffing and Weight Loss
June 28, 2010
by Life in the Boomer Lane
Lunchtime While Life in the Boomer Lane was visiting Beloved Daughter and her family in London, Trish, a close friend of LBL’s daughter, told LBL about a “secret” diet plan, known only to French women. LBL likes to trade beauty secrets with Trish. On a past visit, she introduced LBL to the “Nude” line of […]
Posted in: diet
The Missing Body Parts of Women Over 50
June 26, 2010
by Life in the Boomer Lane
It occurred to Life in the Boomer Lane recently that she has fewer body parts than she used to have. Her tonsils have been gone since 1954. Since she has never understood what, exactly, tonsils are, she never missed them. And she also knows that after my generation, doctors seem to have decided that whatever […]
Posted in: aging
Facebook for Boomers
June 25, 2010
by Life in the Boomer Lane
Beloved Daughter has asked that Life in the Boomer Lane write a post about boomers on Facebook. LBL isn’t sure how she phrased it, but it might have been “Gee Mommy, since your generation, especially the Class of ’69 of which you were such an integral part, is so much more fascinating than mine could […]
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Funny, You Don’t Look Haplogroup H
July 8, 2010
by Life in the Boomer Lane
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For those of you with an understanding of science that can fit into a pine nut shell, you are like me. But, thanks to people who possess brain cells that I can only dream of, we now know that all modern humans started in the same exact spot in Africa. Approximately 50,000-60,000 years ago (according […]