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Young Boomers, Old Boomers, and Downright Imposters

August 11, 2011

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(man arrested for ordering from the senior menu at Red Lobster) In spite of the overwhelming issues of global warming, stock market collapse, super-viruses, and elected representatives of our government acting like they have all contracted rabies, it’s time to step back and consider the following:  It is estimated that in the next 19 years, […]

London, Maine, and A Lot of Cat Poop

August 10, 2011

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Life in the Boomer Lane spent all of July in London.  She owned one grandson when she arrived, two by the time she left.  LBL was able to produce the second grandson with little or no physical discomfort and subsequently no need to bare a breast in public or have her sleep interrupted several times during […]

Huff/Post 40. Not.

July 28, 2011

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The Huffington Post announced it would be launching a new site aimed at Baby Boomers, called “Huff/Post 40.” The site will be edited by Rita Wilson, wife of Tom Hanks.  Rita seems like a nice enough person.  She and Tom have been married since 1988, which, in Hollywood, translates to approximately 161 years. At 54,Wilson is […]

The Toddler/Hobbit Connection

July 25, 2011

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Toddler anatomy differs from other anatomies, like adults and marsupials.  Because their center of gravity is so low to the ground, Toddlers resemble real people less than they do Hobbits, without the medieval garb or hairy toes.  And, like Hobbits, they live in a miniature world of their own creation.  Yet, because they are so […]

Word to Your Mother

July 21, 2011

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Adult children are generally like people who work at the same office with us.  We see them on a regular basis and we might even have lunch with them or go out for drinks after work or even go to their house for dinner.  We know things about their personal lives, especially when they are […]

Grandparenting and Other Aberrations of Nature

July 18, 2011

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Labor can be eerily similar to being a Christian during Roman times and being thrown to the lions.  Except you don’t even start out with any kind of weapon to defend yourself with.  And, unless you deliver your baby on the floor at Club Med on Greek Party Night, there aren’t people in togas, cheering.  […]

The Aliens Have Landed and They Are Us

July 13, 2011

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The Washington Post, in an article titled “Aging America,” about what cities are doing to accommodate older citizens, has called attention to an alarming observation: “People are getting old fast.”  This can’t be good news for Boomers, who had believed that the aging process, as frustrating as it might have been, at least followed a […]

My Life in A Bag

June 27, 2011

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I’m leaving for London tomorrow.  I’ll be there for a month (My daughter will be giving birth to her second child), and so I’ve been packing my one-allowable-but-not-more-than-50-lbs-in-weight suitcase with baby clothes that have been stored at my house, gifts, items my daughter and son-in-law can’t get in the largest city in the European Union, and […]

Lindsay Lohan, Matt Lauer, and the Do-Si-Dos Scandal

June 24, 2011

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Lindsay Lohan, now shackled to the futon in her rec room, is serving house arrest time for a variety of offenses, including hoarding mini dogs and wearing last week’s sunglasses.  In a series of events that have left her admirers continually inebriated awed, she has been able to pretty much continue her usual lifestyle while […]

The Incarceration of Mr Potato Head

June 23, 2011

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Today’s Washington Post reports the following: Harvard University,the home of really, really smart people, has just completed a 20 year long research project to find out exactly what makes people fat.  Researchers studied 120,000 US men and women in their 30s, and 40s, and 50s to determine the effects of food, drink, exercise, sleep patterns […]