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Musings of a former hula hoop champion
A Haunted House. And A Ghost Wearing Combat Boots.
In honor of Halloween, Life in the Boomer Lane will now regale her readers with the ABSOLUTELY TRUE STORY of how she lived in a HAUNTED HOUSE. She originally posted this story back in 2010, when she started her blog. Unfortunately, the only person following her at the time was her cat, Miracle. But Miracle […]
Reasons Dental Care for the Over 50s is More Important Than Ever, a Guest Post by Debra Lewis
October 23, 2015
by Life in the Boomer Lane
Debbie Lewis an aspiring writer, mother, and yoga enthusiast. She loves to write about all different topics, as she feels it helps her learn new things. If you’d like her to write for you, you can connect with her on G+ ***** Most of us know that one of the best ways to take care […]
My Body Parts Keep Forgetting How to Do Stuff
October 17, 2015
by Life in the Boomer Lane
It started when something rolled under Life in the Boomer Lane’s bureau. LBL’s brain immediately started to bend down to retrieve the errant object. Her body did not follow. Her body stood there, while her brain imagined getting down, twisting around, and reaching. She finally decided that no item was that important, and she hoped […]
Playboy Goes Under Cover
October 14, 2015
by Life in the Boomer Lane
Playboy, the magazine that launched millions of boomer men into puberty, will, starting in March 2016, no longer show naked women in its pages. Lest this seem on par with McDonalds switching to an all-vegan menu, LBL is here to assure you that the decision will probably increase Playboy readership. The truth is that in today’s […]
Posted in: sex
The Best Friend Dvorce, A Guest Post From Bruce Provda
October 13, 2015
by Life in the Boomer Lane
Bruce Provda is a New York-based family law attorney. Having more than 40 years of professional experience, Bruce is a frequent media contributor and community leader. To contact him, reach out to Provda Law Firm, 40 Wall Street 11 Floor, New York, NY 10005 (212) 671-0936, http://nydivorcefirm.com/ […]
Posted in: friendship
Why Grey Hair is White Hot Again
October 11, 2015
by Life in the Boomer Lane
Unless you have been living in Life in the Boomer Lane’s clothes-to-be-ironed bag for the last five years, you might have noticed that more and more women’s heads are turning grey. This is not because the planet is going to hell in a hand basket, but rather, because having already tried and discarded every conceivable […]
Kevin McCarthy Steps Down
October 9, 2015
by Life in the Boomer Lane
Kevin McCarthy, poised to succeed John Boehner as the next Speaker of the House, has just thrown the Republican Party into a tizzy by removing his name from consideration. The announcement followed McCarthy’s appearance on Fox News, in which he told Sean Hannity that, in effect, the creation of the (taxpayer funded) Benghazi committee was […]
Posted in: politicians, politics
Umpqua
October 2, 2015
by Life in the Boomer Lane
The latest school shooting has just occurred in Umpqua, Oregon. The latest group of parents are experiencing what no parent should: the death of a child. The President has made his statement. The news media has covered the event. Those on both sides of the issue have spoken their predictable words. To those who represent […]
Posted in: gun violence
Absence Seizures
October 1, 2015
by Life in the Boomer Lane
Life in the Boomer Lane has just finished The Storied Life of AJ Fikry, by Gabrielle Zevin. Unless you are, at this moment, being wheeled into open heart surgery, please stop anything you are doing and read this book. The best books tell us less about the characters and stories they portray than they do […]
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October 25, 2015
by Life in the Boomer Lane
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