Cooking With My Mom

May 19, 2014
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    Several months ago, I entered a monthly contest on a literary site, Midlife Collage. Winners were chosen who had the highest Facebook likes and the best comments from readers.  Thanks to your support, I won that contest.  Now several months later, all winning entries were reviewed and the winners were asked to submit another […]

Posted in: family, memoir, memories, mother

Guerrilla Aging: Guerrilla My Dreams

May 16, 2014
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        The following is a guest post from Janis, the author of the blog Retirementally Challenged.  Today is her actual last day of work. On this most special occasion, she shares with us what it means to look back and to look forward.  ***** As a young girl, I would often daydream about […]

Sex and Good Grammar

May 15, 2014
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  An alert reader sent Life in the Boomer Lane a joke titled “Sex and Good Grammar,” about a 74-year-old man who gets his fondest wish for his birthday.  LBL won’t go into the details of the joke.  She invites readers to Google it on their own.  Instead, LBL got to thinking about the grammar […]

Posted in: commentary, humor, satire

Guerrilla Aging: The Dating Cess(Pool)

May 9, 2014
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  Life in the Boomer Lane appreciates that there are times in life when it’s tough to be transformational, tough to see the positive in situations, and even tougher to hold ourselves accountable when life doesn’t go as we hoped it would.  Those times often occur with dysfunctional relationships. Sometimes, it’s OK to have our […]

The Museum of Broken Relationships

May 6, 2014
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  Zagreb, Croatia (formerly Yugoslavia) is the home of the Museum of Broken Relationships. While the point can be made that Yugoslavia is, itself, a major broken relationship, this particular museum deals with couples who have split. Many of these splits occurred well before Gwyneth Paltrow’s (Oscar-winning/world-class mom/chef/foodie/blogger/wife of rock star) invention of the term […]

Posted in: dischord, divorce, humor, satire

Marry Smart: Advice for Finding the One

May 3, 2014
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Life in the Boomer Lane has been stalked lately by a bra (specifically a Bali, underwire full coverage). She is also being stalked by shoes, linen cardigans, comforters, tiny photo frames, and a stretch canvas buffalo. These are all items that LBL has, at one time or another, placed in her shopping cart on various […]

Posted in: commentary, humor, satire

Guerrilla Aging: Reinventing. Again.

May 2, 2014
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The following is a guest post from Anna “Muddy River Muse” Schmidt.  Anna, like so many of us at this age, has reinvented herself more than once.  And she has discovered, as so many of us have, that it is the questions that often move us forward, rather than the answers.  ***** I was offered the […]

Posted in: aging, women over 50

Running for Her Life

April 30, 2014
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We live in a world that has always contained both the best and the worst of which human beings are capable.  Across the ages, as we utilized technology for the good of mankind, we utilized that same technology for its destruction.  The Nazis will be remembered for many things, among them the industrial genocide of […]

The Shopping Maul

April 28, 2014
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  Life in the Boomer Lane loves to shop. Anywhere, anytime, anyplace. (A digression here: LBL is not a shopaholic. Nor is she wealthy. Often, she buys nothing when she shops. When she does buy, it is mostly items on sale or on discount. And most of what she buys she returns anyway, which is […]

Posted in: humor, satire

Guerrilla Aging: The Serious Signs of Aging (sort of) by Kate Crimmins

April 25, 2014
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    The following is a guest post from Kate Crimmins, whose blog is Views and Mews by Coffee Kat.  The subtitle of Kate’s blog is Kate’s Views on Life Edited by Four Opinionated Cats.  Kate is lucky, indeed, that the cats have such strong editing skills.   ***** “I don’t feel any different than […]

Posted in: aging