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Marry Smart: Advice for Finding the One

May 3, 2014


Life in the Boomer Lane has been stalked lately by a bra (specifically a Bali, underwire full coverage). She is also being stalked by shoes, linen cardigans, comforters, tiny photo frames, and a stretch canvas buffalo. These are all items that LBL has, at one time or another, placed in her shopping cart on various […]

Facebook Identified As A Form of Flesh-Eating Bacteria

January 27, 2014


  In a shocking announcement sending the industry into a tailspin, two researchers at Princeton have predicted the demise of Facebook within three years, using an epidemiological model. (For those of you who have no idea what the word “epidemiological” means, just keep reading.  The only thing that matters is that you leave a positive comment […]