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The New 90-Year-Old Face of Internet Dating
Life in the Boomer Lane firmly believes that there are two things that never age out, no matter how old we are. One is the dislike of going to the dentist. The other is the hunt for love. JDate, the largest internet dating company aimed at Jewish singles, has, like other online singles websites, gone […]
When Internal Organs see the Light of Day
March 2, 2018
by Life in the Boomer Lane
This week, a close friend of Life in the Boomer Lane called her and started the conversation with the following: “I called you because you are an expert in prolapse.” This is, unfortunately, correct. Some years ago, LBL was in the shower, minding her own business, when she was suddenly aware that something was falling […]
Balk Like An Egyptian
February 28, 2018
by Life in the Boomer Lane
Archaeologists in Egypt say they have discovered a 4,400-year-old tomb near the pyramids outside Cairo. Along with an astonishing number of artifacts, what makes this tomb especially exciting is that it likely belongs to a high-ranking female official by the name of Heptet. In addition to being a high-ranking official, Heptet was also a priestess. […]
Taking the High Road
February 26, 2018
by Life in the Boomer Lane
Life in the Boomer Lane no longer has any need to remember all of the fabulous, fun-filled adventures that she and Now Husband have partaken of. When he starts a sentence with “Remember when we went to…?” she cuts him off with the same question: “Did I have a good time?” All she is looking […]
Overcoming the Stormy Side of Dating
February 20, 2018
by Life in the Boomer Lane
For those people who have been living in a pistachio nut shell for the last year, Life in the Boomer Lane will tell you that the politicization of every single aspect of American Life has been quite successful. Examples abound: “This weather sucks.” “The weather was worse under Obama.” “Congrats on your new baby!” “Thanks. […]
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Pregnant Women, Large Men, TSA Pat Down Sex, and Cheetos
February 14, 2018
by Life in the Boomer Lane
Life in the Boomer Lane has just returned from a visit to see her son in Charleston. She chose a 6:05 AM return flight, in order to get back in time to go to her painting class. When she scheduled the flight, she was focused entirely on enjoying the company of her son, her daughter-in-law […]
When Roses (or Sanity) Just Won’t Cut It
February 9, 2018
by Life in the Boomer Lane
For those of you who are anticipating a last-minute rush to the florist/supermarket/7-Eleven for roses or to the nearest CVS/Rite Aid/Walgreens for boxes of candy to give to your loved one, Baby Trump Jr has another suggestion. A simple visit to the online Trump Store can provide anything your or her heart may desire. As […]
The Misstate of the Union
January 31, 2018
by Life in the Boomer Lane
The President of the United States gave his State of the Union address last night. The GOP sobbed with gratitude, awe, and undying love and respect for their Commander-in-Chief. “He’s the best!” “He’s The Man!” “He is a gift from God!” were reactions heard over and over. Democrats, in their ongoing attempt to urinate on the […]
Solidarity, Pussy Hats, and Fake Eyebrows
January 25, 2018
by Life in the Boomer Lane
Last weekend, Life in the Boomer Lane flew down to Florida in order to visit friends and participate in the Women’s March in St Petersburg. On the day of the March, everyone got ready. The three wore shoes that would be comfortable to walk in, warm (for Florida) clothing, and carried bottles of water. In […]
Ordering A Meal in A Brave New World
January 20, 2018
by Life in the Boomer Lane
Life in the Boomer Lane’s travel experiences have involved being felled by belt buckles, vending machines and assorted TSA agents. On this most recent trip, to Florida, the culprit was an airport restaurant. At first, LBL was delighted. The section of National Airport in DC that serves Southwest Airlines is actually the original airport. It’s […]
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March 5, 2018
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