Let us forget, for the time being, that the earth has left its current orbit and has entered a dimension that is so bizarre as to be comprehensible only by people directed to try for the presidential nomination by God. Instead, let’s focus on a HuffPost report on a study by Harris Interactive on the weighty question of how physical attraction impacts on relationship stability. Please note in reading that this writer has played fast and loose with all quotes, statistics, and personal integrity.
According to the Harris Interactive, physical attraction does, in fact, matter to both men and women. Seventy-eight per cent believed it was very important. The rest were lying. But HuffPost reports that what is interesting and less obvious is that it matters more in the first seven years of a relationship than in later years. It seems that as marriage progresses, physical attraction may be increasingly influenced by other emotional factors — like good communication and shared interests — which probably help sustain attraction even if looks change.
This is, indeed, a stunning observation. We had always assumed that the wild sexual antics of the newly married continued throughout pregnancy and childbirth dementia, toddler tantrums, dinners consisting of drooled-on, half-eaten peanut butter sandwiches, and mandatory participation in car pools, Scout overnights, and head lice eradication.
The survey shows that men are more likely than women to place higher importance on physical attraction in their relationship. Fifty per cent of women said that physical attraction was important, while 123% of men said it was. Women identified facial features as being more important than body features, while men expressed a preference for women who had surgically relocated their breasts to their heads.
“Eyes are used to engage when couples first meet and during early conversations. Lips that smile back at us convey the desire to move relationships forward. And when those lips lock, it is often the first physical experience that determines chemistry between mates.” Huff/Post asks “Who doesn’t remember their first kiss?” This writer sure does. It was 1960 at Robert Katz’s Bar Mitzvah, when a fifteen-year-old asshole grabbed her and forced his tongue down her twelve-year-old throat. Worse, he wasn’t even cute.
Differences in partner reactions to aging were also interesting. Men were more likely than women to be concerned about their partner’s facial aging — especially during the first seven years of a relationship — but their concerns diminished over time. Women’s concerns over their partner’s facial aging were fewer, but remained consistent over a longer period of time.
A high number of couples (92%) agreed that their relationship was healthier when both partners felt confident about their appearance. Over half of men and women indicated that they would like their partner to pay more attention to their physical appearance. The rest indicated that they would like their partner to pay more attention to them.
The good news is that concerns about facial aging in both sexes lessened over time and dovetailed remarkably with a decrease in both visual and mental acuity, culminating in neither sex being able to identify their partner, when presented with photos of said partner, a warthog, and a slice of cherry cheesecake.
ringfingertanline
April 15, 2012
I would be interested to see if people with a certain objective “attractiveness” level have any different views about cheating or smaller chance of relationship success.
I certainly hope not, but sometimes I wonder if my ex-husband would have cheated had he been uglier.
This information will play a valuable role in my next choice of spouse, in the event that ever happens.
Turber
April 16, 2012
Well, attractiveness is clearly overrated – only problem is:
No matter how ugly the partner is, there is still a chance to find someone uglier, and cheat.
A lot of people out there are not very selective anyway – they take anything they can get!
Life in the Boomer Lane
April 16, 2012
This is actually a very profound observation. We always assume that the cheator will find a better-looking object of affection than the cheatee. But that’s often not the case.
Turber
April 16, 2012
Yeah, the truth is nothing in the world can protect you from a broken heart!
But not getting involved in anything means true loss.
Rob Rubin
April 15, 2012
Here’s my take: When you’re out there desperately looking for a partner, you go to great lengths to look your best. If you’re a woman, that means eating 87 calories a day and getting by on multiple 5-Hour Energy shots. If you’re a guy, it means tucking in your shirt.
Now, once 2 people become attracted to one another and form a relationship, a certain comfort level arises, where the girl increases her daily caloric intake to 3,000 and the guy walks around with spaghetti sauce stains like it’s part of the design.
Furthermore, once those 2 people decide they love each other sooo much, that it’s time to have kids, the progression dramatically worsens, culminating to the point where a physical human being emerges from the woman’s “lady garden” (as The Bloggess put it the other day) and then all bets are off. Once you watch a human being come out of another human being, no amount of lipstick can erase that visual image.
Life in the Boomer Lane
April 16, 2012
Oh Rob, this is like a great mini-post. I could write an entire post about the descent into the sartorial black hole that occured to both of my husbands after a certain number of years of marital bliss. of course, I wouldn’t mention the 20 lbs I happy packed on.
Dawne at D Magazine
April 16, 2012
Well then I’m glad Son was a C section! (lady garden was behind a curtain and husband nor I saw a thing!) (;^)
chlost
April 16, 2012
Every time I got to the line about “facial aging” here, I expected it to read “facial hair”–which would also make sense, I guess. As part of a couple who’s been together for 35 years (Yikes!) I can relate to nearly all of the survey results. And to Rob (above)- to be objective, once you watch what goes in to a human being in order to make another human being come out, all bets were off. It’s another visual image that can make one’s eyes hurt, believe me.
Life in the Boomer Lane
April 16, 2012
Now I’m stuck on the visual image.
K.L.Richardson
April 16, 2012
Well, perhaps that will explain why couples/partners tend to resemble each other as they grow older. Since you see yourself in the mirror at least once a day (hopefully) then you are constantly reminded of what you look like. If your spouse looks like you, then you don’t have to use your remaining brain cells to memorize his/her face!
Life in the Boomer Lane
April 16, 2012
I love this comment, and you might be right. Someone should do research on that. Then I can make fun of it.
caracaleo
April 16, 2012
The whole attraction thing is biological. Women are attracted to men who look like they can provide for them, protect them, and take care of their young. We may not realize this but its true. Women like the attractive men, but not just in terms of looks, but in terms of money, house, car, etc. It’s an instinct a woman wants protection. Men are attracted to women based on reproductive ability. It may not seem like this. But a waist to hip ratio 0.7 is the ideal for child bearing, this is what can be considered hourglass. Those who differ from this have been shown to have more miscarriages. It’s all biology. We aren’t that different than the birds and the bees. Women who show fat deposits on their upper cheeks, thats another sign of fertility. hmm
Life in the Boomer Lane
April 16, 2012
Well said. It’s all comes down to guaranteeing the continuation of the species, doesn’t it. I’ve read about this and I’ve always found all of this fascinating. And it makes perfect sense.
caracaleo
April 16, 2012
totally right!?
Angeline M
April 16, 2012
I don’t know what I enjoyed more; the actual post or the comments. Or maybe it was the two glasses of wine I just had. Either way, great way to end the weekend.
Life in the Boomer Lane
April 16, 2012
Thanks, Angeline. My readers are often way funnier than me. That’s why I keep them around.
Carl D'Agostino
April 16, 2012
“…a slice of cherry cheesecake.” I swore I’d never get married again. But I’d elope with this in a hot New Yawk second.
Life in the Boomer Lane
April 16, 2012
Carl, this comment calls out for a cartoon.
writingfeemail
April 16, 2012
I recently heard a relationship expert say that physical attraction between a couple often kept them together through the rough marital patches. I think this is why men should never be allowed to get lasik surgery to correct their vision. As we turn into trolls, with the crazy hairs and the horrid wrinkles, they lose their ability to see those things. Mother Nature wants our husband to lose some eyesight ladies!
Life in the Boomer Lane
April 16, 2012
Agreed. I’d write a witty retort but I can’t read your comments very cleary.
Betty Londergan
April 16, 2012
Okay — you had me ONCE AGAIN laughing out loud — which totally startled the Chinese couples demurely having tea beside me on the balcony of this organic restaurant in Kathmandu. Boy, do I Iove your posts .. particularly your statistics, like the 123% of men that care about how their partners look. For the record, I didn’t have time to get my hair dyed, so I did it myself and am now kind of a rootbeer/gray/brown mess that I am so grateful nobody can see — particularly my husband who probably does think I should pay a bit more attention to my appearance. Oh well — hopefully his Lasik will wear off before I get back! xoxoxo b
Life in the Boomer Lane
April 16, 2012
This is great. I feel like you are taking me all over the world. Hey, you are beautiful no matter what color your hair is (uh, within reason, of course).
speaker7
April 16, 2012
Facial boob jobs will be the next big thing. I will always remember I saw it here first, that is, if I can still see with boobs implanted in my face.
She's a Maineiac
April 16, 2012
Haha! I just spit out my coffee. Again.
Life in the Boomer Lane
April 16, 2012
Do you think I can patent this? Can Dr 90210 be the spokesperson? Ugh, forget that. He’s odious.
She's a Maineiac
April 16, 2012
We just celebrated our 12th anniversary yesterday. And that means I am qualified to say the key to finding each other attractive after all these years: 1) both partners have to let themselves ‘go’ and 2) both partners have to be nearly blind and also in denial that they are blind. I think we have a long future together.
Life in the Boomer Lane
April 16, 2012
Now, why aren’t there research projects that come up with useable info like this, instead of stupid things?
simonandfinn
April 16, 2012
Very funny! Really enjoying your style of writing. :0)
Life in the Boomer Lane
April 16, 2012
Thanks!
cindyricksgers
April 16, 2012
Very funny stuff! You once again gave me my first good laugh of the day. Thank you!
Life in the Boomer Lane
April 16, 2012
You are welcome. My brain keeps producing this stuff. Every couple days I have to let it out or my head will burst.
The Diva (@TheDivaofDating)
April 16, 2012
Great post. I actually think the need for physical attractiveness does decrease with age–before we lose our sight!
Life in the Boomer Lane
April 16, 2012
God, I hope so.
georgettesullins
April 16, 2012
“123% of men said it was” You confirmed what I always thought is true.
Life in the Boomer Lane
April 16, 2012
Happy to.
Audubon Ron
April 16, 2012
Are you playing fast and loose again? BTW, ’round yere, we call that a Hawg! Not warthog. As in Hawgzilla. That would be a big hawg.
Listen, I know how it is to be super – attractive. For instance, I was in Walmart yesterday and this person came up to me and asked, “Hey, scuse me, you know how to build a log cabin?”
I was all, “Dude, glad you asked, just so happens I got a the architectural drawings in my back pocket. Up, nope I don’t, darn, left them on the microwave. Sorry.”
That kinda stuff happens to me daily.
You gonna eat that cheesecake?
Life in the Boomer Lane
April 16, 2012
In jr high, the boys wouldn’t talk to me. I cried. My mom told be I intimidated them. She said, “Elizabeth Taylor had that same problem.” Lawd, I loved that woman.
Sandra Parsons
April 16, 2012
Hmm, men think physical attractiveness more important than women, looks are more important at the beginning of a relationship than later and men are more concerned about their partner ageing than women. Groundbreaking research that!
Love your take on it, someone has to poke fun of all this nonsense! Since I have been married less than 7 years I suppose that means that I love my husband’s crow’s feet and not the cheekiness and sense of humor they owe their existence to. Also, I guess I got lucky because he had lasik about 3 months after we met but still proposed 5 months later.
Life in the Boomer Lane
April 16, 2012
Yikes, I just realized I have been married less than seven years. So inspite of our being in our 60s, we should be staring into each other’s eyes all the time and swinging from the chandeliers. Oh boy, wait till I inform Now Husband.
Hippie Cahier
April 16, 2012
Were there any statistics on attraction to mathematical ability? As I read this line: “. . . Seventy-eight per cent believed it was very important. . . .” I thought, “That means 22% were lying” and then I read the next line. I was astonished at my own speed of mental calculation.
Life in the Boomer Lane
April 16, 2012
I, for one, am blown away. You are the only reader to have figured that out.
John
April 16, 2012
I like facial aging. It beats facial dying.
Life in the Boomer Lane
April 17, 2012
I so agree.
twindaddy
April 16, 2012
Hilarious. As always.
Life in the Boomer Lane
April 17, 2012
Thanks. It’s comments like this that gratify me and make me think that any day now, I will be discovered, get rich and famous and then sink into a life of depravity and sloth. It’s what keeps me going.
twindaddy
April 17, 2012
I hope all your dreams come true, then.
pegoleg
April 16, 2012
Thank you for playing fast and loose with your personal integrity in the pursuit of laughs. It was worth it.
Life in the Boomer Lane
April 16, 2012
Thanks, Peg. I toss personal integrity out the window on a regular basis.
nrhatch
April 16, 2012
Great post, Renee . . . this explains why most Hollywood marriages, which are based 67% on physical attraction (and 123% on the need to be front page news), rarely reach the 7 year mark. 😉
Life in the Boomer Lane
April 16, 2012
Well said, Nancy. Do you ever wonder what some of these people are thinking? But it would be scary to find out.
benzeknees
April 16, 2012
To my age-addled eyes – where did you say you put the cherry cheesecake?
Life in the Boomer Lane
April 16, 2012
I know, I know.
dufmanno
April 16, 2012
My friend married a white hot guy who was completely blind. I envy her.
Life in the Boomer Lane
April 16, 2012
That seriously sounds like the plot of a sitcom. I love it.
gojulesgo
April 16, 2012
123% seems a little low to me.
Guilty pleasure confession – I was so bored at one point last week that I started taking online quizzes. One of them said that having a partner who was ‘of above average attractiveness’ was ideal to 90% of the population (both men and women). Someone please catch me before I fall over from the shock.
This was hilarious (I feel like a broken record when I comment on your blog! ;)!
Life in the Boomer Lane
April 16, 2012
Thanks, Jules. You, My Dear, are the Queen of Hilarious.
Main Street Musings Blog
April 16, 2012
As long as my husband doesn’t focus on another woman’s physical appearance, I’m cool.
Life in the Boomer Lane
April 16, 2012
Well said!
isthisthemiddle
April 16, 2012
My husband rarely wears his much-needed glasses after our 20 years together. I always wear mine. Works for us!
Life in the Boomer Lane
April 17, 2012
You have achieved marital perfection.
Laurie Mirkin
April 17, 2012
I made an observation very young in life: don’t go out with guys who are gorgeous and know they are. An average-looking guy tries harder. An ugly guy often has an ugly personality. (beauty’s only skin deep but ugly’s to the bone) Time and joys and trials smooth out and straighten the winding paths of life.
benzeknees
April 17, 2012
When I was a model in my late teens I learned this lesson: Don’t go out with really hot guys, especially if they know they’re hot! Why? Because they spend all their time working on keeping their looks & no time on expanding their minds. They are hugely boring & unless you’re doting on them feeding their ego, they’ll just dump you for some other girl in the wings who wants to be seen with them on her arm!
Life in the Boomer Lane
April 17, 2012
In my next life, I will be able to write, “When I was a model in my late teens…” But your observation is spot on.
Laurie Mirkin
April 17, 2012
oops, I posted too soon. What I wanted to say was that as our friends are passing away around us, we learn to appreciate that person who has been next to us, moving through life with us and accepting us for who we are, warts and all.
Life in the Boomer Lane
April 17, 2012
Yes, yes, yes. One of my kids made a brilliant observation many years ago: People almost always tend to choose other people who are pretty much matched with them on the attractiveness scale. With the exception of Hot Young Things attaching themselves to Rich Old Toads, that pretty much rings true.
Sienna (@datingseniormen)
April 17, 2012
For someone unsuccessfully looking for a post-doctoral grant to study, say, electron spin resonance, it must surely be dispiriting to learn that funding sources are all over researchers who have learned that most human beings prefer beautiful partners to ugly ones. Cutting edge, and a meaningful addition to the literature.
Life in the Boomer Lane
April 17, 2012
We do think of amazing ways to spend money in this country, don’t we.
Dawne at D Magazine
April 17, 2012
I too have noticed that most people I know married pretty much their equals in looks.
I really do hate that the world is this way about physical appearance though. It’s true. It’s a cold hard fact, but it is true of the world.
Somewhat unrelated rant: I do, however, want the toddlers and tiaras Moms to stop. That is beyond sick, IMHO.
Life in the Boomer Lane
April 17, 2012
I watch T/T occassionally. Some of those people should be arrested for child abuse or hospitalized for mental illness.
Anonymous
January 25, 2013
As far as being attracted to the hourglass figure, it makes since, although I am a petite woman, and have no sort of hourglass figure at all. Very narrow hips. I get hit on, and have been told by numerous men, that I am hot. I even have a very flat chest, and when I have asked guys about it, they say it doesn’t matter much, and that my petite toned body is hot. So obviously different guys are attracted to different body types/physical charcteristics
Life in the Boomer Lane
January 25, 2013
Welcome to the Boomer Lane and thanks for your comments. Yes, one thing’s for sure: a healthy, toned body is always super attractive to many men, as it should be.
theRipeProject
April 9, 2013
This is so sharp and funny, I was laughing out loud. But not at the expense of the many salient points. The 123% nearly choked me!! Very nicely written. Thanks!
Susan Hodos, L.C.S.W., Psychotherapist
May 7, 2013
Reblogged this on Susan Hodos, L.C.S.W..
bruhnette
June 5, 2013
Reblogged this on bruhnette's Blog and commented:
Had a discussion about this in my Sociology class today and I found it very interesting!