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Dining With the Swells

April 11, 2018

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Life in the Boomer Lane, taking a short break from tracking POTUS’ latest antics involving declaring war on Russia and giving hush money to porn stars, took a friend out for a gala birthday celebration. She and another friend always commemorate their birthdays together, usually giving them three times a year to fine dine on […]

An Interview With Our Future First Lady

September 1, 2015

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Shortly after Kanye West declared for the 2020 Presidential bid at the VMAs the other night, Life in the Boomer Lane arranged an interview with our future First Lady. Ms Kardashian, your husband has declared for the 2020 Presidential bid. Was this a joint decision between the two of you? I don’t partake in marijuana, […]

Guerrilla Aging: Joan Rivers

September 5, 2014

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  I din’t intend to write a post about Joan Rivers.  Many pieces will be written by people far more talented than I am.  But the more I thought about it, Joan Rivers, or rather her mentality, was exactly what I had in mind when I created the Guerrilla Aging segment of my blog. When […]

Elise Testone

February 27, 2012

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Now that the Academy Awards have ended, and I can surgically suction my eyeballs from the TV screen, you’d think my life would be exceptionally quiet, reverting back to the highlight of each week being trash/recycling night. Not so.  A second event will be bringing Hollywood right into my family room, this time in the […]

Caution: Downgrade Ahead

August 16, 2011

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The Washington Post is calling attention to a number of significant items in our society that aren’t as popular as they used to be.  They refer to these as “downgrades.”  Victims of the downgrade include the Honda Civic and Gordon Ramsey’s New York restaurant “Maze.”  Institutions of higher learning have slipped, as well: Bowdoin College […]

Lindsay Lohan, Matt Lauer, and the Do-Si-Dos Scandal

June 24, 2011

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Lindsay Lohan, now shackled to the futon in her rec room, is serving house arrest time for a variety of offenses, including hoarding mini dogs and wearing last week’s sunglasses.  In a series of events that have left her admirers continually inebriated awed, she has been able to pretty much continue her usual lifestyle while […]

Bristol Palin:Plastic Surgery-ing With the Stars

May 12, 2011

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In an attempt to quell the insidious rumors going around that she has had plastic surgery, Bristol Palin invited a reporter to her home inAlaska. “First off,” she started, this is absolutely, completely, 110% not true. I did not have plastic surgery.  I had corrective jaw surgery.  I did not want to have surgery. My doctor […]