I’m Christian and You’re Wrong

June 17, 2024

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The Children’s Crusade and lobster pee both fall into the general category of inexplicable things. Life in the Boomer Lane can’t speak much about lobster pee (except to note that lobsters pee out of their faces), but she can speak a bit about the Children’s Crusade, as a metaphor for our current political climate. The […]

Aging Safety Denied

May 24, 2024

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Life in the Boomer Lane has been entirely too preoccupied with the daily Amazon truck arrival to notice much else going on around her. Then just a couple days ago, she saw something that catapulted her into action. It was a photo of the Trump master bathroom at Mar-a-Lago, showing an entire shitload of stacked […]

Eric Swalwell

March 4, 2024

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Way back on July 8, 2022, in that innocent time before Kevin McCarthy truly understood the phrase “eating their young,” Life in the Boomer Lane missed an important headline from the Washington Examiner, “Eric Swalwell (D-CA) is Unfit for Congress and Owes Lauren Boebert An Apology.” Had she been astute enough to see this headline, […]

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It’s Only A Number Take 2

February 21, 2024

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October 2023 was an innocent time in America. A surprised Kevin McCarthy was booted from his job as Speaker of the House, and Jim Jordan, believing he would do much better, was elated to get the nomination. That same month, People Magazine reported that, while Taylor Swift and Kelce sure seemed like an item, an […]

It’s Only A Number

February 14, 2024

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The latest episode of Battle of the Age Gladiators pits Donald Trump against Joe Biden. Trump’s people have been age-bashing Biden for a long time now, asserting that Biden, by virture of the fact that he is in the 79-106 age demographic, is unfit to hold office. Trump, on the other hand, a member of the […]

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Give That Company An Oscar

February 5, 2024

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It’s easy to buy products we like, without knowing anything about the companies that produce them. Products that taste good, work well, look attractive, make us feel secure, and are easy to get, usually inspire us to whip out our credit cards. Meanwhile, behind the scenes, some of these companies are better than others at […]

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RIP: Rest in Peace, Medical Debt

January 29, 2024

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It would be a waste of time to detail all of the issues with the US healthcare system, chief of which is the cost of medical coverage and, in spite of coverage, the way ordinary people can quickly rack up medical debt that takes away a lifetime of saving. Countless people have wondered why we can’t […]

The Robin Hoods of Tik Tok

January 22, 2024

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In a world in which we learn to ignore others in order to protect ourselves, a handful of intrepid young people are making names for themselves by doing the exact opposite. They come from different backgrounds, different life experiences and different ways of doing things. They share two characteristics: They see people and choose not […]

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Jasmine Crockett

January 18, 2024

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Life in the Boomer Lane has been entirely fed up with the There-are-no-longer-any-words-to-express-this behavior of Trump, his followers, the entire GOP in general, conservative media, people who know what is happening and choose to ignore it, and a whole bunch of other stuff that signals the end of democracy or of the world, whichever occurs […]

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Mike Johnson vs The Freedom Caucus

January 11, 2024

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As reported by Heather Cox Richardson on Sunday, Senate majority leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) and House speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) announced they had reached a $1.66 trillion agreement to fund the government in 2024…Members of the Freedom Caucus immediately panned the agreement, well before it was actually printed. Random members of the Freedom Caucus were […]

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