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Narcissism and Chaos
The following up-to-the-minute research is not intended to refer to any specific person, either living or dead, nor even any person who has TV news stations talk about him 24/7. This is merely scientific information, much the same as scientific information based on research into why people concrete over their front lawns and then paint […]
A Small Gathering of Michael Cohen’s Clients
April 17, 2018
Trump enters a room and greets Michael Cohen. Mike, you called. I’m here. Get busy and explain. I’m behind on my Tweets. Comey is making me work overtime. Should I say he should go to prison or be lynched? Or should I just say “Lock him up!” It worked before, right? I just have to […]
Enough is enough.
March 26, 2018
I’ve always intended my blog to be a humorous take on life. Although I have certainly written serious pieces, they have mostly been about close friends and ordinary people I’ve met who have inspired me in some way. But those are a small percentage of the number of pieces I’ve posted. I’ve set some kind […]
Stormy, Stormier, Stormiest
March 12, 2018
In the interest of edification, enlightenment and entertainment, if not exorcism, Life in the Boomer Lane has arranged for a three-way Facetime interview with Stormy Daniels, Anatastia Vashukevich, and herself. And so, with no further fanfare, let us begin: LBL: Ms Vashukevich, may I call you Anastasia? Thanks so much for agreeing to this interview. […]
Overcoming the Stormy Side of Dating
February 20, 2018
For those people who have been living in a pistachio nut shell for the last year, Life in the Boomer Lane will tell you that the politicization of every single aspect of American Life has been quite successful. Examples abound: “This weather sucks.” “The weather was worse under Obama.” “Congrats on your new baby!” “Thanks. […]
When Roses (or Sanity) Just Won’t Cut It
February 9, 2018
For those of you who are anticipating a last-minute rush to the florist/supermarket/7-Eleven for roses or to the nearest CVS/Rite Aid/Walgreens for boxes of candy to give to your loved one, Baby Trump Jr has another suggestion. A simple visit to the online Trump Store can provide anything your or her heart may desire. As […]
The Misstate of the Union
January 31, 2018
The President of the United States gave his State of the Union address last night. The GOP sobbed with gratitude, awe, and undying love and respect for their Commander-in-Chief. “He’s the best!” “He’s The Man!” “He is a gift from God!” were reactions heard over and over. Democrats, in their ongoing attempt to urinate on the […]
Living in A Multiple Choice World
January 15, 2018
Life has been either quite complicated lately or quite easy, depending on whether you prefer some semblance of truth or whether you simply prefer choices, based on nothing at all. We’ve had a lot of the choice thing in the past week or so: All of Africa and Haiti are shithouse countries. All of Africa […]
Teaching Trump in 1972
January 4, 2018
Yesterday, a weather event arrived on the East Coast, so severe that it was called a bomb cyclone. People were glued to their TVs. Significant snow arrived in places that rarely saw snow. New York, in a highly irregular move, announced school closings. Ferocious wind arrived. CNN blared that the temperatures were lower than Mars. […]
Being Not Normal in 2018
January 2, 2018
The holidays are over and now Life in the Boomer Lane can get back to normal. Her first order of business will be to find out what “normal” is. She hasn’t been successful thus far. The word continues to elude her. Yesterday, she was asked at a walk in clinic what her height and normal […]
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