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The Vegetable Garden Pt1
May 27, 2010 by Life in the Boomer Lane
Life in the Boomer Lane has never had any interest in planting anything in the ground, tending it, watching it grow, and then eating it. She assumed that she was genetically unable to do so, because, for many generations in Eastern Europe, her family wasn’t permitted to own land, and so the “farming genes” were […]
The Bachelorette gets Lost on American Idol
May 26, 2010 by Life in the Boomer Lane
I feel compelled to say something about three pretty darn exciting TV events that have occurred during the past week. If you don’t watch the shows I talk about and don’t care, it doesn’t matter. You have already clicked onto this blog, and I have also just written the word “renumeration” for the first time ever. […]
Sex and the Sixty (Year Old) Pt4
May 25, 2010 by Life in the Boomer Lane
When Susan arranges her first meetings with men, she is sometimes a bit too intentional about making sure she meets the right person. This is because she once went to the infamous bagel place and immediately saw a good looking man sitting at one of the tables. As he fit the description of who she was […]
Sex and the Sixty (Year Old) pt3
May 24, 2010 by Life in the Boomer Lane
After Life in the Boomer Lane’s friend Susan is contacted by men on various computer dating sites, and, after she continues to communicate with them via personal email and phone calls, she is able to eliminate most of them as not a good match for her. “Not a good match” may mean various things: One […]
Sex and the Sixty (Year Old) Pt2
May 23, 2010 by Life in the Boomer Lane
For those skeptics who might be thinking that my friend Susan’s poor results are because she hasn’t put enough of an effort into online dating, rest assured that she has been on most internet dating sites since the very first one (CaveMatch.com). She has only excluded the ones that will result in the FBI confiscating […]
I’m losing it.
May 21, 2010 by Life in the Boomer Lane
Many people in their fifties and sixties spend a lot of time worrying what they will do with all the spare time they will have when they retire. One remedy for many of those people, and a remedy that is frequently employed, is to start losing things, so that their time will be spent trying […]
I’m Losing It
May 21, 2010 by Life in the Boomer Lane
Many people in their fifties and sixties spend a lot of time worrying what they will do with all the spare time they will have when they retire. One remedy for many of those people, and a remedy that is frequently employed, is to start losing things, so that their time will be spent trying […]
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Cornering the Market on Craigs List Dryers
May 28, 2010 by Life in the Boomer Lane
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Life in the Boomer Lane didn’t expect to be writing another post about another Craigs List dryer. But Now Husband can’t seem to stop buying dryers on Craigs List. He bought the last one a couple months ago from some people who sell appliances that other people have left in storage and never claimed. It cost […]