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Exciting News for Boomers and Obese Rodents

November 7, 2011

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Aside from learning the real words to “Louie Louie,” Boomers have wanted one thing more than anything else: a reversal of the aging process.  It now appears that researchers at the Mayo Clinic might have provided just that ticket. Boomers have long wondered what makes people age, aside from stress from both their teenagers and […]

Sex, More or Less

October 29, 2011

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(The following is the first in my new series, “Old Posts to Dredge out on Slow Weekends Because When I Posted Them Originally People Cared More About the Economy and World Peace Than My Blog.” Although nothing has changed, it’s a slow weekend.) AARP just came out with a 105-page sex survey of people 45 […]

The Truth About Fat Cells

September 21, 2011

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More, the magazine for “older” women who are now young enough to be the children of Boomers, gives us a bit of  interesting and alarming information that all of us should pay attention to. According to More, “fat liposuctioned from the hips could reappear in as little as 12 months.  The body defends its fat, […]

Don’t Trifle With Chocolate

August 30, 2011

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According to ABC News, the consumption of chocolate is good for the heart.  Five of seven studies of over 114,000 people linked HIGH CHOCOLATE CONSUMPTION with a 37% reduction in cardiovascular disease risk, and a 31% reduction in stroke risk, when compared to low chocolate consumption. Well, you can toss that broccoli out the window […]

The Incarceration of Mr Potato Head

June 23, 2011

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Today’s Washington Post reports the following: Harvard University,the home of really, really smart people, has just completed a 20 year long research project to find out exactly what makes people fat.  Researchers studied 120,000 US men and women in their 30s, and 40s, and 50s to determine the effects of food, drink, exercise, sleep patterns […]

Grandma’s in the Basement (and Jr’s in the Attic)

June 20, 2011

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If you start to hear strange noises from your attic or basement, don’t worry that you have been invaded by squirrels, mice, or zombies.  Chances are more likely that it’s either one of the people who birthed you or who you, in turn, birthed.   According to the Atlantic Monthly, which gets its data from a […]

Boomer World News

May 9, 2011

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Boomers who need something to be alarmed about other than the 101 year old Chinese woman who is growing horns on her forehead can choose from the following:  New research finds significant facial acne can persist well into adulthood, according to www.webmd.com.  When informed of this, a group of unnamed Boomers said, “This isn’t exactly […]

How to Live Forever

May 4, 2011

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Newsweek has an article called “How to Live Forever.”  In spite of that intriguing title, the article isn’t about living with your children or in the nursing home until the universe is finished being the universe and moves on to being something else. If everyone really could live forever, it would bring up other issues.  Like […]

That’s not my purse. It’s my kidney.

March 28, 2011

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In an attempt to add body snatching to the list of endangered job descriptions, scientists are perfecting ways to grow organs (the kind usually found inside the body) in a lab.  These “bioartificial” organs are identical to the ones produced when your father grabbed his crotch one day and whispered sweet nothings into your mother’s […]

Oh, Baby. Boomer.

March 10, 2011

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E-Science News has come out with an article detailing a 65 year-long study on Boomers by the Medical Research Council of Britain. The title of the article alone, “Baby Boomer Study Shows Importance of Childhood,” is vital to understanding how they become who they become.  Mainly this involves the fact that, after years of research, scientists […]