Browsing All posts tagged under »aging«

Oh, Baby. Boomer.

March 10, 2011 by

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E-Science News has come out with an article detailing a 65 year-long study on Boomers by the Medical Research Council of Britain. The title of the article alone, “Baby Boomer Study Shows Importance of Childhood,” is vital to understanding how they become who they become.  Mainly this involves the fact that, after years of research, scientists […]

A Startling Prediction About the Fate of the Entire World

March 7, 2011 by

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If we tear ourselves away long enough from any device that starts with a lower case “i”, we will be aware that we are being surrounded by a lot of old people.  Some of them might even be us.  The fact of the matter is that the age demographic of the United States and a […]

The Oldest Living Boomer

March 3, 2011 by

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                               Old Boomer (but not Kathy) The Philadelphia Daily News (“Our motto: We aren’t the Inquirer and you’ve never heard of us but we are still here, just in case anyone is reading”) reported last November that Baby Boomer Number One is Happy and Healthy As She Nears 65.  This might not have been hot news […]

I’ll Have What She’s Having: Boomers and Cosmetic Surgery

February 28, 2011 by

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Whether you are planning your next round of Botox or are satisfied with your face looking more and more like a road map of Pennsylvania, the statistics are undeniable: Boomers are having cosmetic surgery in record numbers.  According to www. cosmeticsurgery.org, “Baby Boomers Keep Cosmetic Procedures on the Rise.”  The American Society of Plastic Surgeons […]

Women in Packaging

February 17, 2011 by

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The title of this post doesn’t refer to Angelina Jolie action figures or to or females with all of their body parts squished into Spanx.  Women in Packaging, Inc is “an international, nonprofit, professional packaging organization dedicated to the growth and success of packaging professionals.”  There.  Now you know.  In addition to Women in Packaging, […]

Increasing Your Intelligence Without Being A Threat to Trees

February 5, 2011 by

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There’s been a lot of hot research going lately about just exactly what it is that makes people smart.  That is, aside from basic genetic make up, unique life experiences, and finally figuring out how to do the self-checkout at the supermarket.  Scientists are now looking at what we can do to increase brain activity.  […]

YKAJMiB!RK1!

January 31, 2011 by

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We all now live at the bottom of an unruly, festering and ever-growing mountain of passwords and pins.  I, personally, have run through the names of my entire family, all past bra sizes, and the names of at least three of my ill-fated turtles in elementary school in an attempt to come up with a […]

The U-bend of Life

January 14, 2011 by

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Last month, the cover of the Economist Magazine shrieked “The Joy of Growing Old (or why life begins at 46).”  Needless to say, this caught Life in the Boomer Lane’s eye, while she was in the drugstore looking for nighttime panty liners.  She bought the magazine, in spite of the actual article being titled “The U-Bend […]

A Dialog With My 13 Year Old Self

January 11, 2011 by

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So, 13, yesterday I was throwing out some stuff in the attic and I found the diary you kept 50 years ago.  I’m a little bit appalled  confused about some of the things in there.  Listen 63, I’m not stupid.  I saw you wanted to use the word “appalled.”  And that diary had a lock […]

The Myth of Older Men Wanting Younger Women

January 7, 2011 by

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Ooooh, provocative blog title.  Life in the Boomer Lane can hear the heavy breathing of people lining up on either side of this debate that is so incendiary it will make you forget about bedbugs and J-Woww’s nude photo scandal.  So here goes: LBL has an ongoing disagreement with her friend Jean.  She insists that all […]