Three people have now expressed their desire to have me continue with my posts on the Fifty Shades of Grey books. In my literary universe, this constitutes a veritable groundswell, and I’m up to the challenge. The third installment in the series, in which Christian and Ana test the ease, efficiency, and calorie count of various new sadomasochistic products on the market and then report on them for the Today Show, just came out.
In this wacky, ready-to-pop-at-any-moment bubble of a world, in which the domain of fantasy creation has been expanded from sci-fi writers to politicians, I want in. To accomplish this, I am leaving for London in a few hours.
My daughter thinks I am coming to visit her, my son-in-law and my two grandsons. But I am secretly going there to see if I am struck by the same bolt of literary coma as EL James, a Brit, was when she wrote the Grey books. If I am successful, you will have one more installment of forgettable mommy porn (as the books have been dubbed) or in my case, grandmommy porn, to read. If not, you might have to slog through my treatise on metaphysical English poets of the 17th century. John Donne. Yum.
benzeknees
March 13, 2012
Have a great trip! Maybe you can visit some of your followers while there? Keep us up to date!
Life in the Boomer Lane
March 14, 2012
Will do. We arrived this morning!
Sylvia Morice
March 13, 2012
I LOVE your post title–now if that isn’t a smart ploy to have your post Fresh-Pressed, I don’t know what is!
Have fun in London–not sure what your weather will be like there this time of the year…I was there in early June one year and it was still quite cool and (dare I say it), wet! But I’m looking forward to reading your new Granny Porn!
Life in the Boomer Lane
March 14, 2012
It was sunny and in the 60s today. Beautiful.
mimijk
March 13, 2012
Enjoy! Just got back last week…if you happen to run into Ms. James, perhaps you can encourage her to focus a bit on her characters’ nationality. There’s way too much Brit-speak for anyone to confuse these characters for Americans. Ok, I do get it – the point is to skip the conversation and cut to the imaginative sex, right? Safe travels..
Life in the Boomer Lane
March 15, 2012
So far, the dirtiest thing I’ve been involved in has been changing poopy diapers. But the week is young.
pegoleg
March 13, 2012
Good luck with the family visit/scholarly research. Hope you don’t have to pull out of London before you finish.
Betty Londergan
March 13, 2012
Oh, I’m so jealous you get to go to London to see the grandkiddies & your daughter … and oh yeah, crank out some viciously erotic S&M literature. No matter how hard you try, though, I don’t think you can sink to the level of the one staggeringly bad excerpt I read on your site, although of course (having been the FIRST to encourage you to write on this sticky phenom), I welcome anything you write — with throbbing, moist, quivering open arms!
plumplyhonest
March 14, 2012
Hahaha! Throbbing, moist, quivering open arms! Maybe you should start on some erotic, kinky literature as well? 😉
Life in the Boomer Lane
March 14, 2012
I haven’t been able to convince Now Husband.
Life in the Boomer Lane
March 14, 2012
Throbbing, moist, and quivering are now my three favorite words.
Claire 'Word by Word'
March 13, 2012
The city of inspiration, has never failed me yet – Enjoy!
Kathryn McCullough
March 13, 2012
Have a great trip, Renee!
Hugs,
Kathy
Life in the Boomer Lane
March 14, 2012
Thanks, Kathy!
gojulesgo
March 13, 2012
Safe travels to you, Renee! And, um, OMG. I cannot wait.
Life in the Boomer Lane
March 14, 2012
Wow, this really is a groundswell. My bodice is heaving.
morristownmemos by Ronnie Hammer
March 13, 2012
Have a safe trip (and safe other things if the occasion arises).
I referred readers to your blog in my last post. Your writing is wonderful.
Ronnie
Life in the Boomer Lane
March 14, 2012
Wow, thanks Ronnie!
writingfeemail
March 13, 2012
It could be tax deductible if you’re doing research – just saying! Have a great time and take lots of pictures.
Life in the Boomer Lane
March 14, 2012
Will do!
speaker7
March 13, 2012
Please add my name to the groundswell.
Life in the Boomer Lane
March 14, 2012
My brain cells are quivering in anticipation.
Seeing Clarely
March 13, 2012
I think I prefer the metaphysical poets of the 17th century. I quoted Andrew Marvell on my father’s gravestone: “And yonder all before us lie, deserts of vast eternity.”
Life in the Boomer Lane
March 14, 2012
I love it!
Avani
March 14, 2012
Renee, I’m positive that you’ll be struck by the literary bolt once you’re there. I’m going to London for this very reason in 5 months to do my masters in literature at King’s. The place is full of it. Therefore, you wouldn’t be spared. 🙂 Looking forward to reading a lot more of you. Have a great trip! Good day!
Life in the Boomer Lane
March 17, 2012
Thanks, Avani, and welcome to Life in the Boomer Lane!
edrevets
March 14, 2012
Please Please Please let it be grandmommy porn, something the entire family can enjoy.
Life in the Boomer Lane
March 14, 2012
PG porn. That’s a new field.
Audubon Ron
March 14, 2012
For the record, I love Granny Porn.
Life in the Boomer Lane
March 14, 2012
Ooh, I think my quivering just made my support hose fall down.
John
March 14, 2012
Right on, sister. May the inspiration be with you.
nrhatch
March 14, 2012
Have FUN . . . with John Donne! (You’ll never be inspired to write like E.L. James.)
Life in the Boomer Lane
March 14, 2012
Thanks, Nancy!
dufmanno
March 22, 2012
There should be some barely restrained forbidden tomfoolery and at least ONE character who gets chased through a dense forest. I’m not sure why but I smell literary GOLD