Now that the Academy Awards have ended, and I can surgically suction my eyeballs from the TV screen, you’d think my life would be exceptionally quiet, reverting back to the highlight of each week being trash/recycling night. Not so. A second event will be bringing Hollywood right into my family room, this time in the form of ELISE TESTONE.
Elise has just been selected as one of the 24 people who will be competing this season on American Idol. 12 men, 12 women: 1 American Idol. If you have ever watched the show, and you are a person who thinks deeply about things, you may now be asking the following questions: Do you find that you have way more recycling now than trash? Just how special is it to be one of the 24? How many people audition each year for American Idol? I have done calculations, based on what the crowds look like on TV. The answer is a number roughly equal to the entire continent of Africa, plus or minus Zimbabwe.
Back to ELISE TESTONE. Elise is the best friend of Janelle. Janelle is my son Micah’s significant other. This makes me the mother of Elise’s best friend’s boyfriend. Or the mother of Elise’s friend, Micah, because Elise and Micah are also good friends. Elise has been to their house and had dinner there. I HAVE BEEN TO THEIR HOUSE AND HAD DINNER THERE. Elise has seen their dog, Lola. I HAVE SEEN THEIR DOG, LOLA. Elise and Janelle talk on the phone. JANELLE AND I TALK ON THE PHONE. The connections are endless, but I won’t belabor them.
I am in a virtual swoon over the thought of Elise competing on the show. Until this occurred, the closest I ever got to celebrity was that my elementary school friend’s grandparents lived next door to Eddie Fisher’s parents, and Eddie Fisher was married to both Debbie Reynolds and Elizabeth Taylor. Although not at the same time.
Back to Elise. She is crazy-talented and she really does have a shot at winning this. There are probably people from TMZ already going through her trashcan and selling photos of the trash to US Weekly. A biopic about her is probably being written for the E Channel. Mattel will probably be coming out with an Elise Barbie. Oh, and she’ll probably get a guest spot on Glee and sing the national anthem at the super bowl and win Grammys and pose on the red carpet and meet George Clooney. And American Idol hasn’t even started. But none of this will happen without your votes.
My stats tell me I have 943 blog followers, although I suspect at least half of them have topographagnosia and came here by mistake and can’t find their way out. No Matter. I speak now to all of you: PLEASE watch the show. PLEASE vote for Elise. PLEASE make this mother of the boyfriend of the best friend happy. Thank you.
American Idol Wednesday, February 29, 8PM, Fox Channel
Did I say her name was ELISE TESTONE?
Life in the Boomer Lane 
Casey Marriott
February 27, 2012
So, if she wins, you’ll become famous by association, right?
I’m glad I got to read you before you hit the big guns 🙂
Life in the Boomer Lane
February 27, 2012
Yes! So is that enough for millions of people to vote for her?
Casey Marriott
February 27, 2012
I think it qualifies. Then, it would be only fair that she attributes her fame, and possible eventual win, to your dedicated efforts 🙂
Life in the Boomer Lane
March 1, 2012
I seriously like that attitude.
Rob Rubin
February 27, 2012
I was going to give up American Idol out of fear of seeing Stephen Tyler’s wrinkled ass, but perhaps now I’ll give it another shot.
Life in the Boomer Lane
February 27, 2012
And I thank you for your fortitude and your loyalty.
runningwithoutsocks
February 27, 2012
I don’t live in the States anymore, but I’ll be sure to keep an eye out – after all, I am following the blog of the mother of the boyfriend of the best friend (did I get that right?) 😉
Life in the Boomer Lane
February 27, 2012
Yes! I’ll expect you to head the international division.
runningwithoutsocks
February 27, 2012
Haha! On it!
ryoko861
February 27, 2012
I sincerely hope she makes it! I’m very jealous of those contestants because they can play guitars and pianos and sing. So I don’t watch. It makes me want to throw things at my tv. I hated it even more when Simon Cowell was on. He’s such a pompous ass! Paula Abdul was just too sugary sweet. I had to stop following her on Twitter. She made me nauseous. I just can’t get into that show. It reminds me of Glee. I don’t know why, it just does.
But seriously, I hope she does well! What a great experience!
Life in the Boomer Lane
February 27, 2012
All the hype aside, it really is amazing how talented some of these people are. It blows me away how they haven’t been discovered yet. Elise is 28. How did dhe get so far without having been discovered?
Betty Londergan
February 27, 2012
I watched Elise’s video and I love her voice! Wow — I couldn’t care less about Idol, but now you’ve got me hooked! Hope she wins it all and tomorrow will be her Lucky Day!! (Hey, speaking of fame — 939 subscribers?? YOU rock!!!)
Life in the Boomer Lane
February 27, 2012
Thanks, Betty. And thanks for watching the video. Elise is so talented! Keep an eye on her. She has great things in her future.
Travel Spirit
February 27, 2012
I don’t watch much T.V., but I’ll watch and hopefully vote. What night is it on?
Life in the Boomer Lane
February 27, 2012
The live competition starts tomorrow evening with the men. The women compete on Wednesday, 8PM, Fox Channel. Thanks!
Travel Spirit
February 27, 2012
Okie Dokie!
bgillen
February 27, 2012
You it momma. Every week. I love her too.
notquiteold
February 27, 2012
Okay. I’ll vote for her. I want the connection: I am the blogging friend of a blogger who is the mother of the boyfriend of the contestant’s best friend. And my mother-in-law’s name was Lola, and Elise has maybe petted a dog name Lola.
We are practically related.
Life in the Boomer Lane
February 27, 2012
I agree. When Elise wins, and my fame skyrockets, I’ll take you with me. Does your family have good reunions? Can I attend?
Lunar Euphoria
February 27, 2012
Aaaaah!! That is so cool!
Birdie
February 27, 2012
The show is a little behind over here in Japan, but I’ll definitely keep an eye out for Elise. As others have mentioned, I’d gotten a bit tired of watching the show… now there’s a great reason to keep watching!
Can’t do any voting, but CAN send lots of thoughts and positive vibes your way every week! 🙂
Life in the Boomer Lane
March 1, 2012
Thanks!!!
Birdie
March 1, 2012
You’re welcome! 🙂
pegoleg
February 27, 2012
Wow! I know someone who is the mother’s cousin…no…the boyfriend of the bestfriend of..no…the friend’s mother’s butler…
Wow! I know Renee!
I’m a pretty faithful Idol watcher, so I’ll be sure to cheer for Elise – she looks super talented.
Life in the Boomer Lane
February 27, 2012
Thanks, Peg! Just think, you are the blogging buddy/pajama partier of the mom of the best friend’s boyfriend of Elise. Gosh, that was worse than a geometric proof.
pegoleg
March 1, 2012
Hey, Renee. Your…um…Elise did fantastic last night! I’m keeping all my crossable parts crossed that she makes it through the televised bloodletting tonight.
Kathryn McCullough
February 27, 2012
This is so fun! I will watch. I will vote. This will make following “American Idol” all the more fun for me. Good luck to Elise!
Hugs,
Kathy
Life in the Boomer Lane
February 27, 2012
HOO-RAY!!! Thanks, Kathy!
nrhatch
February 27, 2012
Best of luck to your son’s girlfriend’s best friend! 😀
Life in the Boomer Lane
February 27, 2012
Thanks, Nancy!
Anonymous
February 27, 2012
Good for Elise and much luck to her! I will watch and vote. Btw, I have cuddled Miracle, who is Elise’s best friend’s boyfriend’s Mom’s cat, who has met Lola…..
Life in the Boomer Lane
February 27, 2012
See, you are also connected to the world of celebrity. And I never considered Miracle as being a connection to fame. Maybe she’s worth more than just staring at walls and goring me.
gojulesgo
February 27, 2012
Who knew THIS was the video you had in store?!! How flippin’ cool!!! I heart American Idol big time, and she is fabulous!! OMG. I am blog buddies with the mother of Elise’s best friend’s boyfriend!
Life in the Boomer Lane
February 27, 2012
You bet. And, when she wins, I will give you a BIG SHOUT OUT for helping me load the video. Think I can get Elise to wear a slap bracelet?
gojulesgo
February 27, 2012
OMG that would be amazing. Don’t tease. 😉
Life in the Boomer Lane
February 27, 2012
OK, I have an idea. But now I can’t find the bracelet. Damn. I’m thinking American Idol controls all photos of the contestants now, but I’ll find out.
Sylvia Morice
February 27, 2012
I never watch AI but I will now just to see this fantastic woman and hear her sing. By the way, my family (by marriage) has great reunions and parties and you would always be welcome to attend…especially once you are even more famous than you are now–by being the ‘mother of the boyfriend of the’…oh heck–just because you are marvelous! Best of luck to Elise.
Life in the Boomer Lane
February 27, 2012
Thanks, Sylvia. The reunion sounds great. I come from a very small family. No reunions.
K.L.Richardson
February 27, 2012
Six degrees of separation….
Life in the Boomer Lane
February 27, 2012
I know. Eventually, I will meet George Clooney. I just know it.
k8edid
February 27, 2012
I know how you feel. I met Casey Weston (a contestant on The Voice last season) who has more talent than a 100 pound 18 year old woman should be asked to carry around. I was immensely proud of her on the show. I’ll watch (I usually don’t) and even vote. My claim to fame will double, not doubt. And our family reunions are highly entertaining, if not entirely pleasant.
Life in the Boomer Lane
February 27, 2012
Thanks! Oh boy, votes for Elise AND family reunions.
She's a Maineiac
February 27, 2012
WOW! She has an incredible voice. I think your chances of meeting George Clooney are good.
Life in the Boomer Lane
February 27, 2012
Ah, my heart is aflutter.
Mortimer Inc
February 27, 2012
Being the mother of grown sons I know the importance of keeping sons happy by making their girlfriends happy by making their girlfriend’s best friends happy. Happiness is easy to spread around esp. if all it takes is one phone call but when you meet George, please tell him I said, “Hi.” That way I’ll be one degree closer to George myself.
Life in the Boomer Lane
February 27, 2012
You are a wise woman, indeed. I’ll tell George.
Hippie Cahier
February 27, 2012
I can’t wait to write my own post on this because as a reader of your blog, I am now connected as follower of the mother of the boyfriend of the best friend, at least once, possibly twice removed.
Life in the Boomer Lane
February 27, 2012
And then your legion of followers can all do the same and eventually we will encompass all of mankind. Gosh, I feel like breaking out in “We Are the World.”
claudiajustsaying
February 27, 2012
Wow, I know someone who knows someone, etc., it will be much more fun and I vote . . .just saying
Life in the Boomer Lane
February 27, 2012
Yes, yes! Vote! Thanks, Claudia! BTW, the “just saying” thing is very clever…just saying.
claudiajustsaying
February 27, 2012
Thank you, I’m having fun with it.
Prefer Not Tosay
February 28, 2012
That is so awesome that you know Elise! She is amazing and fantastic! She has my vote and OH … she looks like the next American Idol!!!
Best of luck to her!!
Cheri
Life in the Boomer Lane
February 28, 2012
I sent your comment on to Janelle. See Elise’s comment below!
Elise
February 28, 2012
Thank you so much for all the support!! This is so exciting!!
Life in the Boomer Lane
February 28, 2012
And thank you for that remarkable voice of yours. I’m going to put on my old high school cheerleader outfit and jump up and down in front of my TV each week when you perform. Then I’ll start dialing. xxoo
Deborah the Closet Monster
February 28, 2012
I did find my way here by accident, but I stay here by design! (If you saw my knitting, you might think it was by my failure to stick by my knitting design, but that would be wrong, too.)
As always, you have such a knack for bringing the laughter. I don’t know if I can bring myself to watch any more American Idol, but I’ll try remembering to tune in for the voting numbers if I’m up and about. 🙂
Life in the Boomer Lane
March 1, 2012
Hey thanks, Deborah! Elise did such a great job last night, I’ve got my fingers crossed that she makes it through this evening. I think I voted 25 times.
writingfeemail
February 28, 2012
I’m not an Idol fan. You’ve found me out. I’m one of the rare few and we dodge the water cooler during the show’s running. But I’ll try to hunker down and support your young singer as she seems to deserve it. Good luck!
Life in the Boomer Lane
March 1, 2012
Many thanks!!!
yael
March 1, 2012
We TOTALLY have so much more recycling than trash!
momoli
March 11, 2012
Just came across your blog. I am the mother of the ex boyfriend of Elise Testone-from CCU. I commend you for getting the word out about how fabulous a performer and person she is. I think this past week was difficult for her and hope all your supporters continue to support her. By the way I love your blog ! Very Funny
Life in the Boomer Lane
March 11, 2012
Thank you so much for reading and for your comments. I, personally, can’t even imagine the stress level of appearing before millions of people. But we all know that Elise’s talent and personality will shine through. I have a group of people now in my office who are as excited as I am, and I post about her on Facebook. We will keep getting the word out, for sure.
Brett Myers
March 23, 2012
Yes. Carolina girls are the best. Charleston ain’t bad, neither… 🙂
Life in the Boomer Lane
March 24, 2012
My son, when in college, declared that when he graduated, he was moving to Charleston and would eventually marry a Southern girl. He made good on the first part, but he did end up with a girl who although lives in Charleston, was born and raised on Long Island.
k8edid
March 28, 2012
What a voice – I’ve voted (again).
Life in the Boomer Lane
March 28, 2012
She was AMAZING!!! Thanks! I’ve voted about 100 times.