CS: Hey, Mu, how’s it hangin?
MQ: Bigger, if you catch my drift, man.
CS: You dog. I can relate.
MQ: So, what’s up? (Mutual laughter here)
CS: Your name keeps comin up lately. People keep sayin I could run Libya.
MQ: Chalib, you don’t even speak Arabic.
CS: Arabic, schmarabic. Don’t matter, amigo. I’m a winner.
MQ: I hear you, man. So when do I see you?
CS: Soon as you say. How about we get the virgins and the goddesses together for some wilding?
MQ: That sounds like something I could get into. It’s tough to get good virgins nowadays, but I do have first pick—
(***CRASH***)
CS: What the fu–? That sounded like a brick crashing through your window, Mu.
MQ: Yeah, dude. My people dig me. They’re always trying to get my attention. But, uh, maybe we could be gigging at my place. Some shit going on here, and I can’t leave right now. No big dilly, though. But what do you do when people get all up in your bizznezz?
CS: Here’s what I say: “They lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and say, “I can’t process it.” What about you?
MQ: I do a 1-8-7 on them.
CS: Winning.
Life in the Boomer Lane 
writerwoman61
March 3, 2011
Hilarious, Renée…reposting to Facebook!
Wendy
lifeintheboomerlane
March 3, 2011
Wow, thanks Wendy! I never do two posts in one day but I was on the treadmill at the gym, watching CNN and the post wrote itself in my head. It was all I could do do stop my workout and run back to the house and start typing.
planejaner
March 3, 2011
renee–I can’t get enough of the Charlie Sheen meltdown–except to women and his children, he seems harmless.
Muammar, on the other hand? Wow–he’s a scary individual.
My favorite question Sheen was asked this week:
“Charlie, are you on drugs?”
“Yes, yes I am. It’s called…
CHARLIE SHEEN!”
no one laughed…except…Charlie Sheen.
blessings
jane
lifeintheboomerlane
March 3, 2011
I was only half paying attention until this morning on the treadmill, watching CNN. I do agree about Sheen, except I’d add all the people who work on that TV show, including the camera people, etc. They really got screwed because of him. But nothing he’s done compares to Mu. Scary, indeed.
1959duke
March 3, 2011
I knew from the title this was going to be funny! This is really good stuff!
lifeintheboomerlane
March 3, 2011
Thanks, Duke. What happened to your blog?
Kathryn McCullough
March 3, 2011
This is really, really funny! Hillarious, really.
But CS is so obvioulsy bipoar it’s sad–classic, classic mania!
Hugs from Haiti,
Kathy
lifeintheboomerlane
March 3, 2011
I was in a relationship for about seven years with a man who was bipolar and not medicated. I didn’t know he was bipolar until after I stopped seeing him. I could write a book just about that. When I hear Sheen saying some of the things he does, I can hear the voice of this man. So, yes, it’s sad-classic.
carldagostino
March 3, 2011
In today’s Miami Herald, Conan O’Brian is quoted as saying these two should pair up to do the next Academy Awards(which gets more coverage than Afghanistan where several soldiers get killed every day) to put a little spice into the affair.
lifeintheboomerlane
March 3, 2011
The coverage thing: predictable and horrible.
The pairing up thing: predictable and hilarious.
Katybeth
March 3, 2011
Too funny.
You might like this article by Chicago Columnist
Mary Schmich.
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/ct-met-schmich-0302-20110302,0,1063392.column
Sheen is such a loser but what makes me crazy are the young “goddesses” that buy his act. I want to shake then and say, Girls, wake up you are going to have to talk sometime and this guy has nothing to say.
♥
lifeintheboomerlane
March 3, 2011
Thanks Katybeth and for passing that article on. Who are those women? Either they are brain dead or even more screwed up than he is. Or maybe they just see the word “Celeb” in flashing lights.
Thomas
March 4, 2011
You should send this to the Daily Show.
lifeintheboomerlane
March 4, 2011
I’m flattered! I actually looked at the website and there doesn’t seem any way to do it.
territerri
March 4, 2011
If you hadn’t explained that you made that up, I could almost believe the conversation actually happened!
lifeintheboomerlane
March 4, 2011
Oh so funny. Or perhaps they are secret buds. At this point, I’d believe anything.
36x37
March 4, 2011
“How about we get the virgins and the goddesses together for some wilding?”
I die laughing. You, my friend, are hilarious!
Happy weekend to you!
lifeintheboomerlane
March 4, 2011
Thanks, Maura! But I think this post wrote itself!
Tori Nelson
March 4, 2011
Thanks for the laugh this morning!
lifeintheboomerlane
March 4, 2011
Thanks, Tori!
returntothe80s
March 4, 2011
Great one! I’ve got one word to describe this article – “Winning!”
lifeintheboomerlane
March 4, 2011
Thanks for visiting Life in the Boomer Lane, and thanks for the feedback!
Jack
March 4, 2011
I just snorted tigers blood through my nose…oy.
lifeintheboomerlane
March 5, 2011
Now I am, too. Double oy.
Jean
March 5, 2011
Brilliant Renee. Only thing I didn’t get is: what is 187??? I have a feeling I should know.
lifeintheboomerlane
March 5, 2011
1-8-7 is the police code for murder.
Allison
March 5, 2011
It’s times like these I really don’t miss cable.
lifeintheboomerlane
March 5, 2011
I was doing a great job of ignoring the whole thing until I hit the gym and CNN had it on non-stop and the idea for the post grabbed me by the throat and called me “Goddess.” I had to obey.
Stacia
March 5, 2011
And they look eerily similar in the pictures you posted. Winners (and by winners, I mean losers) indeed! =>
lifeintheboomerlane
March 5, 2011
Thanks for visiting Life in the Boomer Lane, Stacia! Yes, they could switch places. Mu could take over the Tv show and Charlie could run Libya.
subWOW
March 5, 2011
THIS IS GOLD!!!!!
I am tweeting and facebooking it.
GOLD I SAY!!!!!!!
lifeintheboomerlane
March 5, 2011
I’m overwhelmed and honored. This might be the turning point of my life. Maybe my best humor comes from writing about unmedicated bipolars and deranged despots.
sunshineinlondon
March 5, 2011
This is hilarious, Renee – you are too funny! What a double act these two would be. 🙂
I have mentioned you in my latest post, Renee – hope that’s ok? Check it out here Starter for Seven http://wp.me/p11yuf-hc
See you soon!
Sunshine xx
lifeintheboomerlane
March 5, 2011
I’m honored that you mentioned me, and I am thrilled that you have found your sentence!
omawarisan
March 8, 2011
Spectacular. Just spectacular.
lifeintheboomerlane
March 8, 2011
Wow, thanks!