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Your Shrinking Sperm Count

July 31, 2017


A note to male readers: While you have been otherwise occupied, following the astonishing array of daily antics being publicly unveiled by the Great Trump Travelling Medicine Show, your sperm count, oblivious to politics, has been reducing itself on a daily basis. ¬†According to many sources, sperm count is now down by 60% since 1973. […]