As Sitting Bull said, after the Battle of the Little Bighorn, “There are two sides to every story.”
And, because I would heartily agree, I hereby present a rebuttal from Movie Man. Movie Man, aka Mike, is actually a Good Guy and he has become a good friend of Susan’s, in spite of their first date. When Susan told him I was writing a series about her dating life, he asked her if he was in it. She said not, because she hadn’t read the post. Subsequently, Mike did and sent her the following email:
My Dear Laz – I am mentioned (albeit with a bit of poetic license). I knew you couldn’t resist telling all your friends. I knew I would be thought of and remembered as just one of a long list of “comical adventures in your life”. If someone was writing my book they would say “always looking to make more productive use of his time by multitasking and always thinking outside of the box….Michael took the bold step of doing much-needed shopping in the middle of viewing a sub par movie. Being as considerate as possible, he left without disturbing his date’s enjoyment of the movie and yet returned before the end to continue his fabulous date of dinner and a movie and returned his date home safe and sound. What a guy.”
Susan, of course, sent his email to me and I, as the respectful human being I am of people’s most private correspondence, asked if I could post it. Susan asked Mike and he replied:
Have you no shame? You have taken what I consider one of our most intimate moments together and tried to make a mockery of it. It took just 9 minutes to reach Renee’s ears. I am an advocate for truth and justice so of course I have no objection to the FULL story being told. She can use my first name . I’m proud, just no last name and no social security number.
So there you have it, dear Readers. I regret that there is no photo of Mike and Susan together, nor his last name and social security number. I tried. Susan drew the line. I am relentless in both my journalistic integrity and my prurient interest. And that really does end the current series of posts. Rest assured, there will be more in the future, as Susan finds yet more creative ways to push the dating envelope beyond all reason.
In the meantime, you will all have a much-needed rest from my written spewings. I’m off to Anna Maria Island, Florida for a week. Anna Maria is a magical (and not well-known) oasis located 10 miles north of Sarasota. It’s old time Florida: NO chain stores, chain restaurants, high rises, malls. I’ll be cavorting with my two co-authors, Jean Peelen and Joyce Kramer. We have two book signing scheduled while I am there:
January 24 1-3 Ginny and Jane E’s on the Island
January 25 1-4 Circle Books on St Armand’s Circle in Sarasota
If any of you are within striking distance, I would love to meet you. If not, I’ll resume posting when I get back. And, if any of you run into Susan during the week, tell her not to behave while I’m gone. I need material for future posts.
Betty Londergan
January 21, 2012
Have a GREAT week off, Renee — and of course, we’ll miss you when you’re gone! I’m off to Guatemala tomorrow on my first trip for Heifer (besides my test run in Uganda) — so assuming that I can get internet access, I hope I’ll have lots of stories and pictures to share …although none so surreal as Susan’s!! Happy travels!!
Life in the Boomer Lane
January 21, 2012
Have a great trip. I will look forward to your posts!
speaker7
January 21, 2012
Is it okay that I’ve started writing his book? And that I’m going to plagiarize that paragraph he wrote as the opening line?
Life in the Boomer Lane
January 21, 2012
I say go for it. Mike might feel otherwise. But we won’t tell him.
ladywithatruck
January 21, 2012
Mike’s rebuttal was the perfect end to a great series of posts. I can’t believe he actually could not see the humor in what he did and that in itself cracks me up!
Have a great vacation!
Life in the Boomer Lane
January 21, 2012
He did think it was funny. And thanks!
Kathryn McCullough
January 21, 2012
Have a great trip, Renee! See you when you return.
Kathy
Life in the Boomer Lane
January 21, 2012
Thanks!
morristownmemos by Ronnie Hammer
January 21, 2012
That was priceless, Renee. Mike has a reason for everyting he does: at least he’s not a thoughtless, selfish twerp!
Good luck on your book signing: how exciting!
Ronnie
Life in the Boomer Lane
January 21, 2012
He’s a good guy with a good sense of humor. Re the book signings: I always have fun because I stand outside and hawk the people going by. It’s too boring to just sit inside at a table.
nrhatch
January 21, 2012
Woo hoo! Great end to the series.
Safe travels. See you on Tuesday.
Life in the Boomer Lane
January 21, 2012
Thanks, and see you soon!
worrywarts-guide-to-weight-sex-and-marriage
January 22, 2012
I wish you could see me smiling. Have a wonderful trip!
Life in the Boomer Lanelifeintheboomerlane
January 22, 2012
Thank you!
k8edid
January 22, 2012
I am close by, but cannot attend either of the book signings (that damned job!!!). Anyway, the weather here in Florida has been spectacular and I hope you are having a great time.
Life in the Boomer Lanelifeintheboomerlane
January 22, 2012
Boo, but thanks! But if you are close, maybe we can get together at another time.
k8edid
January 23, 2012
How long will you be in Florida? I am pretty tied up with work and meetings until Wednesday evening. I live about an hour south of where you are, and work about another hour south of that – so it would be quite a haul…
Life in the Boomer Lane
January 24, 2012
We are her until Saturday. Yes, that would be a haul. A shame!
gojulesgo
January 22, 2012
I can’t believe they’re friends now! Ha! But did he TELL her he was leaving to go shopping?!
Aw shucks, I wish I was in the Florida area – would love to meet you! Have a safe and fabulous trip!
Life in the Boomer Lanelifeintheboomerlane
January 22, 2012
Thanks, Babe. Someday, we shall meet in person!
John
January 22, 2012
Have fun and sell lots of books!
Life in the Boomer Lanelifeintheboomerlane
January 22, 2012
Thanks, John. I know I’ll have a story to tell about that!
judithhb
January 22, 2012
Hi Renee. Can you ask Mike if it is alright if I write his book. I have the first two paragraphs already.
I hope you sell peaty of books and come back with lots to tell us of your time on the island.
judithhb
January 22, 2012
of course it should have read ‘sell plenty of books’.
Life in the Boomer Lanelifeintheboomerlane
January 24, 2012
Thanks, Judith. We had our first signing today. A great time. I’ll write about it when I get back.
pegoleg
January 23, 2012
Wouldn’t it be great if we could ALWAYS get the other side of the story?
Have a great trip, Renee.
Life in the Boomer Lane
January 24, 2012
Thanks, Peg. We are having a GREAT time.
Main Street Musings Blog
January 23, 2012
Enjoy the trip, and the signing!
Life in the Boomer Lane
January 24, 2012
We are having a blast!
suzicate
January 24, 2012
What a great ending to a funny series…thanks to Mike for a good sense of humor as well!
Life in the Boomer Lane
January 24, 2012
Thanks, Suzi, and welcome to Life in the Boomer Lane!
TheIdiotSpeaketh
January 27, 2012
Hope you have been enjoying your trip! A quick check of my current view rates shows that you and one other reader are the only two that are likely to win my two-millionth view contest. You guessed Feb 14th…..and right now…. I would hit the mark on the 15th….. The next closest person to you has guessed the 17th….. Good luck! 🙂
Life in the Boomer Lane
January 29, 2012
Wow, I am overwhelmed, both by your popularity and my dumb luck!