Who Was That Creepy Guy Giving Out Candy?

Posted on November 1, 2010

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My Now Husband is sort of new to this Halloween thing, as well as to the Kid Thing in general.  Last year, NH wore a scary mask that brought all the little kids to tears.  This year, NH went to the door as himself (Only one child cried) and tried really hard to say bright, pleasant things to the kids.  Here were Life in the Boomer Lane’s three favorites, before she forbade him from coming to the door again:

To two little boys (maybe five years old) wearing Super Hero costumes: “Which one of you looks like a girl?”

To a group of middle school girls: “Come back again.  Like in ten years.”

To one particular girl in a group of  high school girls, “Oh, I like nurses!”

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