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Fat-Cat

August 22, 2011

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                                                                                       (gratuitous use of a popular photo) I don’t think this is a post, at least not in the usual sense.  It’s more like a question: Why are so many people on WordPress searching “fat-cat?”  I wrote a post awhile ago called “Fat Pets and Fatter Wallets,” one of my numerous clever, enlightening, and ultimately […]

I’ll Have Two Elf Ears and a Side of Bacon

April 19, 2011

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  Thanks to AARP, I have been alerted to a new trend in man’s ongoing quest for perfection: elf ears.  AARP states that “Body modification artists cut the tops of young people’s ears and sew them back together in a pointed shape.”  The  segment is titled, “Ah, Youth!  Sometimes we don’t miss it.”  I don’t […]

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