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My GPS Has A Different Accent Than Yours
February 10, 2012
(The following is the 11th in my series, “Old Posts to Dredge out on Slow Weekends Because When I Posted Them Originally People Cared More About the Economy and World Peace Than My Blog.” This one, though, was actually my first Freshly Pressed post, so a lot of people did see it.) I have a GPS […]
Living in An Upside Down World
July 18, 2010
Thanks to the good folks who spend their time discovering obscure illnesses that nobody should ever know about, Life in the Boomer Lane now knows she has DEVELOPMENTAL TOPOGRAPHICAL DISORIENTATION or, it’s more roll-off-the-tongue name, TOPOGRAPHAGNOSIA. This dysfunction is manifested by a belief that when one is asleep, crews of people are out in DC, […]
My GPS Has A Different Accent Than Yours
July 1, 2010
Life in the Boomer Lane has a GPS in her car. She got it because there is no GPS in her head. There is not even a G. There is nothing in whatever spot is supposed to hold some sense of direction. She would like to think that space is taken up by impeccable taste. […]
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Woman Drives 900 Miles Out of Her Way After GPS Error
January 16, 2013
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When this blogger saw the above headline on Yahoo News, she was sure the article was written about her. But a quick check of her surroundings informed her that she was, as usual, seated in front of her laptop, wearing her pajamas. She breathed a sigh of relief and wrote the following in response to […]