Getting to the Truth About January 6

Posted on October 19, 2022

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Life in the Boomer Lane has, like many other Dems, was glued to the TV every time a hearing aired. She then went over all the talking points with like-minded folks she surrounds herself with. But all issues have two sides (except, of course, for divorce). So, in the name of equal time, it’s only fair to find out what the good folks who populate the GOP think about the January 6 hearings.

To that end, LBL has interviewed a lot of these people, all over the country. Her question was “What do you think of the January 6 hearings?” Here are some of the answers:

It’s shameful/idiotic/a sham/a disgrace/the worst thing that ever happened to this country, except for when McDonalds dumped fried apple pie.

It’s a clear violation of the 2nd Amendment.

He never took any secret papers, and that’s that.

It was a total fake. My cousin lives in Washington state and he said there was nothing going on that day.

I’m sick of the US government. I’m moving to California. Fuck the US.

Someone wrote on Facebook that Liz Cheney had balls. So she’s really a guy. How did she sneak onto the commission? Why aren’t we investigating her balls?

Why didn’t we have hearings to send Obama to jail? He said he was the first black president and he lied. Abraham Lincoln was a black man. Just look at a penny.

The hearings were held at the Capital. The room looked perfect. That tells you right away that the so-called “insurrectionists” didn’t do anything bad.

I know what numbers mean. January 6 is a 6. Cheney has 6 letters in it. The first hearing was in June, month 6. Now you have 666. Big message, folks. This commission is clearly the work of the devil.

Since we don’t control the air, our good air decided to float over to China’s bad air so when China gets our good air, their bad air got to move. So it moves over to our good air space. Then now we got to clean that back up, while they’re messing ours up. (Oh wait. that was what Herschel Walker said about air quality. LBL likes the quote so she put that in.)

(My) first term exposed the most immense degeneration ever in the whole history of the Democrat Party’s disgusting, evil tactics…It was in that time they dramatically changed from spitefully intolerable hypocrites, and domestic thugs to sinfully immorally, totally heinous international terrorists….something must now be done to rid us of this Cancer that is purposely destroying our Nation. –Donald J Trump Tweet on Truth Social 10/18/22. (It must be noted here that the topic may not have been the January 6 hearings. It may have been the result of accusations of sexual molestation or taking top secrets docs from the White House or campaign finance fraud and cover ups or attempts to get Ukraine involved in the 2020 election or treating the US Government like his own personal toilet or the absolute worst of all, Trump’s belief that the media underestimated his crowd size at the inauguration and/or rallies.

If the last six years has shown us anything at all, it’s that truth has become as elastic as saltwater taffy. And personal, made-up, convenient, self-serving truth is always far stronger when one prevents anything to the contrary to seep in. The two fundamental protections many people thus desire are a wall around the country and a wall around their cerebral cortex.

While we await the verdict from the January 6 commission, we march ever forward toward the midterms.

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