
Paula is the author of PaulaJWray. In her own words, “I am a writer. Mostly humor. Sometimes I vent and sometimes I wax spiritual, philosophical, or poetic. I even try my pen at flash fiction and creative non-fiction. I live in the Rocky Mountains with my husband and a balding black cat. When I’m not writing, making lists, or forcing a family member to listen to something I’ve written, I’m reading, gardening, or laughing with my friends. I also, sometimes, sit and stare.
Some people do crosswords. Some sudoku. Some even subscribe to apps especially designed to challenge their brain cells. Anything to keep those neurons firing at their optimum efficiency. Here at our house, we put the kitchen trash can on the opposite side of the sink from where it used to be.
Of the approximately kajillion times I’ve thrown something in the trash can since we switched sides last weekend, I’ve chosen the correct side only about four times. Of course, that’s been on my first try. I almost always choose correctly on my second try.
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notquiteold
February 6, 2015
You only need two paragraphs to be hysterical!
Paula J Wray
February 8, 2015
I take that as high praise. Thanks.
btg5885
February 6, 2015
Do the same thing when we switched the recyclables and garbage cans in the garage. I get back inside and go “dammit” and then retrace my steps to remedy.
Paula J Wray
February 8, 2015
Well, there seems to be a lot of that going around.
Linda Tharp
February 6, 2015
Glad I’m not the only one.
Paula J Wray
February 8, 2015
Well, there seems to be a lot of that going around.
Paula J Wray
February 8, 2015
You’re definitely not the only one. In fact, its getting kind of crowded in here.
Nest Nearly Empty
February 8, 2015
Love your ‘turn of phrase’ – I will be following x
Paula J Wray
February 8, 2015
Well, thanks. I love turning phrases and I especially love it when someone loves the way I turn them. I appreciate the follow.
Life in the Boomer Lane
February 8, 2015
Thanks, Paula, for this great guest post, and thanks to all who read and commented!