This month’s Marie Claire magazine informed Life in the Boomer Lane that successful professional women are paying ghost writers to communicate for them on dating sites like Match.com. Women who do this “tend to work a lot and do nice things for themselves. They go to the spa. They pay people to clean their house and do their laundry. They can afford to off-load the things they don’t have time to do themselves.”
This makes a lot of sense to LBL. Why hang around wasting your time creating a relationship with someone when you can be at the gym or spa or shopping for designer handbags? After all, relationship building can be so tedious and annoying. And, like laundry, just when you think you have the hang of it, it’s time to do it all over again.
For a modest fee like $1200 per month, your “virtual dating assistant” will “create your profile, filter potential suitors, send flirtatious emails, and set up dates.” LBL is wondering when, exactly, these busy, working, spa-going women actually jump into the game. Do some rely on the outsourcing professionals to make initial contact only, or are they so busy that they don’t make an appearance until it’s time to choose items for their bridal registry? LBL envisions several possible communications that can occur after the paid intermediary exits the scene:
He: I can’t tell you how thrilled I am to be meeting you in person. Not many people share my belief that Paul Valery is a genius and has been consistently underrated. I prefer him any day to Rilke or Yeats.
She: Oh right, I think I saw his fashion line at Bryant Park.
He: Uh, Paul Valery. You know, poetry?
She: Oh right, uh huh, poetry. (scanning the room, hoping to see the virtual dating assistant hiding somewhere) “Will you excuse me please while I go to the ladies room?”
***
He: I was surprised that you enjoy birding.
She: Yeah, me too.
***
He: Your emails were really playful. I have to tell you, I keep thinking about that whole molasses thing.
She: Molasses? Uh, I think that’s way too many carbs.
The article points out another potential pitfall, as well. If everyone had virtual assistants, then wouldn’t online dating come down to virtual assistants just chatting each other up? It reminds LBL of the play “R.U.R.”, where the happy friendly robots ultimately lead a revolution and take over. Hey, it might actually be more interesting that way.
Scott Valdez, CEO of Atlanta-based Virtual Dating Assistants, said, “Our clients’ main weak point is time.” LBL agrees that these women have a weakness, Scott, but she doesn’t think it’s “time.”
duke1959
September 15, 2010
Isn’t this what pimps do?
lifeintheboomerlane
September 15, 2010
Funny! I guess you could make a case for that.
duke1959
September 15, 2010
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lifeintheboomerlane
September 15, 2010
I’ll look forward to it! I actually just went to your blog and posted a couple comments.
writerwoman61
September 15, 2010
Wow…$1200/month! I’m between jobs right now…I could totally do that (if I could avoid strangling the idiotic clients, of course!).
Wendy
lifeintheboomerlane
September 15, 2010
LOL. That’s the catch, of course. Can you imagine…?
Pammy Girl
September 15, 2010
So this has nothing to do with the above post, but have you seen/heard this? I swear this guy is a genius! DC Metro Song by Remy (there’s also an Arlington Rap… which highlights Clarendon… you might find it funny as well).
lifeintheboomerlane
September 15, 2010
The guy is very clever. I had already heard the Clarendon rap. And, based on that, the son of a good friend of mine (Her husband’s family owns Casual Adventure in Arlington) did a rap about that store.
Walker
September 16, 2010
One of the places I find freelance writing clients is through Elance, and twice I’ve seen jobs put out by a man, from NYC who was looking for the just that very thing. Had I realized how much money I could ask I might have reconsidered.
But, as a woman who has used Match.com in the past I am pretty horrified at that. Who would want to date someone with such disregard for the whole process that they turned it over to the V.A.? Pretty clear statement about priorities.
lifeintheboomerlane
September 16, 2010
Well said! It also reminds me of the wealthy women in NY (and I’m sure other places) who have their children raised by nannies. Ugh.
duke1959
September 16, 2010
My mother was a nanny for years and one day the mother of the children got all upset because her children were not coming to her for help.
lifeintheboomerlane
September 17, 2010
I had to stop reading that book that was out a few years ago about the nanny in NYC. It got me too depressed.
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September 16, 2010
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lifeintheboomerlane
September 25, 2010
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Swanlady
September 16, 2010
on the other hand…. what if the V A really knew her client and told the prospective suitors what she was doing – wouldn’t that be like the match makers who also make quite an income? It would simply be taking the face to face match making to the web. I believe there was a tv show recently that had the match making theme and the guys were very very rich. Just a thought.
lifeintheboomerlane
September 17, 2010
Ah, yet one more reality show…
Average Girl
September 17, 2010
This is unbelieveable (and funny)! I wonder what the statistics are for the ghostwriters ending up with their clients’ potential suitors?
lifeintheboomerlane
September 17, 2010
Another reality show! Ghostwriters competing with their clients for the human prize!
Katybeth
September 18, 2010
I laughed. When I was twenty something and “to busy to date.” my mom got busy and wrote and answered some personal ads for me. She was so much better at those kind of things. I went on a few dates and we did have some awkward moments like when I ordered meat and the guy thought I was a vegetarian. Told mom to either to take better notes or stop lying. It was amusing but I am glad I made the final choice. My mom would have made an excellent virtual dating assistant, tho!
lifeintheboomerlane
September 18, 2010
That’s a great story. I’ve never heard of any parent doing that. My daughter will love this. She’ll probably say that she never would have allowed me to do that!
hippie cahier
September 18, 2010
That’s a great robot picture, by the way.
At first I thought the whole idea could be a hoax. It also would be a good premise for an odd Cyrano de Bergerac – meets-Tron chick flick, where the suitor falls in love with the virtual assistant.
Then I thought about the environment I work in that is saturated with women (and men) who really do not have much time on their hands outside of their profession — a population, coincidentally enough, that has a high divorce rate.
Hopefully the virtual assistants pair their clients with dates who are similar enough in time limitations and who also do not need any of the affectations of romance and it works out to be a transactional …er…success?
I can see where some people would be perfectly happy that way.
Great topic.
lifeintheboomerlane
September 18, 2010
I did laugh when I found that photo. Glad you like it as well. The whole virtual anything seems to be creeping more and more into our culture. I guess it’s inevitable, although I’m finding it increasingly more difficult to discern reality from unreality. Shades of the sixties…
duke1959
September 19, 2010
or one night at a bar………..
lifeintheboomerlane
September 20, 2010
Funny!