Why Can’t We All Just get Along?

Posted on January 29, 2016

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Life in the Boomer Lane could barely contain her sadness over the recent dischord between some mighty high profile people. She will now bring you up to date on these events so that you can be as depressed as she is:

Kanye West and Wiz Khalifa

Wiz tweeted something about Kanye’s new album “Waves.”

Kanye tweeted something back.

Wiz wrote “KK” and then something else.

Kanye went berserk, thinking the “KK” referred to Kanye’s wife, Kim Kardashian.

Wiz corrected him, saying it referred to marijuana.

Kanye went even more berserk in many tweets that followed, accusing Wiz of every abomination known to mankind and some that hadn’t yet been invented.

Amber Rose, Kanye’s ex-girlfriend and Wiz’s ex-wife jumped into the fray, sent a tweet to Kanye, referring to a specific part of his anatomy and what she could personally do to fill that opening: “Awww @kanyewest are u mad I’m not around to play in ur a***ole anymore?”

Kanye tweeted Wiz, acknowledging that he now understood what “KK” referred to and then something about him (Kanye) having invented tight pants and children.

In a related development, Rapper Max B,  just released a new song called “My Wave.” He defines his “wavy music” as “a futuristic way of describing something in a positive connotation.” The new track was recorded on a cell phone over a prison call with his producer. B is currently serving a 75 year sentence for armed robbery and murder.  He hopes the West/Khalifa feud will help him increase sales.

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Bristol Palin and Saturday Night Live

Bristol blogged a tirade against SNL for their parody of her mother, Sarah Palin, speaking in tongue as she endorsed Donald Trump for the Republican nomination for President. The SNL sketch starred Tina Fey, reprising her ever-popular role as Palin.

Bristol accused SNL of running out of new material and having to dredge up the tired, old Palin material. She also thought her mother was pretter than Tina Fey.  She did, however, give props to the SNL wardrobe department for creating a pretty darn good copy of the spangly silver cardigan her mom wore for the actual announcement.

In a related development, QVC, the online retailer to the world, noting that the actual cardigan sold out in stores almost immediately, will now host a new 3-hour show (“Payin’ for Palin”) based solely on Palin’s cardigan. They will create it in seven colors and in sizes ranging from XS to 8XL.  It will be the Deal of the Day and purchasers will have the option of making 5 easy payments in order to complete the purchase price of $29.99.

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Donald Trump and Fox News/Megyn Kelly/the newspaper delivery person

LBL will not go into any of the details of the feuds. She has written enough about Trump lately.

In a related development, there were no related developments. The debate was held without Trump, and most people tuned in, instead, to a “You’re Fired!” retrospective.

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Roman Reigns and Some Challenger 

Reigns, the WWE World WrestleMania Champion, will defend his belt at the WWE WrestleMania 32 match.  The feud is expected to be far more civil and boring than any of the three feuds previously noted in this post.

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