Subscribe:
RSS feed
Musings of a former hula hoop champion
Browsing All posts tagged under »turning 65«
Subscribe to RSS Feed
August 11, 2011
(man arrested for ordering from the senior menu at Red Lobster) In spite of the overwhelming issues of global warming, stock market collapse, super-viruses, and elected representatives of our government acting like they have all contracted rabies, it’s time to step back and consider the following: It is estimated that in the next 19 years, […]
If you can't get enough of Life in the Boomer Lane's humor, or, if your life is tawdry and meaningless, you can purchase many of LBL's posts in Kindle format, for the same price as you would pay for a mojo grande salted caramel skim latte. Or, you can buy the book and the latte as well, and really live it up. Just don't spill the latte all over the Kindle in your exhuberance.
Go to the Kindle section on Amazon and search Life in the Boomer Lane. Your life will change immediately.
Life in the Boomer Lane
Why I’d Rather Be 65 Than 5, 15, 25, 35, 45, or 55
May 3, 2012
97
Age 5: I was Raggedy Ann to Neil Fishbein’s Raggedy Andy in the end-of-year school show. I loved Neil and he loved me. This would seem to set me up for a lifetime of bliss (talk about “getting old together”) but, the day ended tragically. My fake braids smeared my heavy white theatrical face paint […]