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Why I'm Here

January 18, 2011

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The following is a piece I’ll be entering in an NPR short story contest: My mom has a magnetic force around her. Rootless things fly through the air toward her and land at her feet. Five husbands did, one right after the other. She was fifteen years old when Number One appeared. There’s only one […]

There she is, Miss America…

January 15, 2011

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This evening, the Miss America Pageant is prepared to stomp dance on our faces once again, with its laminated toothy smiles and stiletto heels.  Oh whoops, am I being too hard on this tattered piece of Americana?  You bet.  I grew up with Miss America, and I have watched her slide from pure goodness and […]

The U-bend of Life

January 14, 2011

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Last month, the cover of the Economist Magazine shrieked “The Joy of Growing Old (or why life begins at 46).”  Needless to say, this caught Life in the Boomer Lane’s eye, while she was in the drugstore looking for nighttime panty liners.  She bought the magazine, in spite of the actual article being titled “The U-Bend […]

A Dialog With My 13 Year Old Self

January 11, 2011

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So, 13, yesterday I was throwing out some stuff in the attic and I found the diary you kept 50 years ago.  I’m a little bit appalled  confused about some of the things in there.  Listen 63, I’m not stupid.  I saw you wanted to use the word “appalled.”  And that diary had a lock […]

The Myth of Older Men Wanting Younger Women

January 7, 2011

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Ooooh, provocative blog title.  Life in the Boomer Lane can hear the heavy breathing of people lining up on either side of this debate that is so incendiary it will make you forget about bedbugs and J-Woww’s nude photo scandal.  So here goes: LBL has an ongoing disagreement with her friend Jean.  She insists that all […]

My "2010 Year in Blogging"

January 5, 2011

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  I created my blog in April 2010 and wrote my first post in May.  For awhile, I didn’t get much of a response, and when I did, I usually didn’t comment (I think I thought writers shouldn’t fraternize with readers.). In June, I started to get a couple comments. I responded.  Walker (delicacies.wordpress.com) and […]

My “2010 Year in Blogging”

January 5, 2011

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  I created my blog in April 2010 and wrote my first post in May.  For awhile, I didn’t get much of a response, and when I did, I usually didn’t comment (I think I thought writers shouldn’t fraternize with readers.). In June, I started to get a couple comments. I responded.  Walker (delicacies.wordpress.com) and […]

Finding My Future in A Trashcan

January 1, 2011

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One of the great ah-ha moments of LBL’s life began with the sight of small pieces of a photo in the trash can in the driveway of her marital residence.  At first, what LBL was looking at made no sense to her.  LBL recognized the photo, one taken by Now Husband, of her on a […]

Happy 2011, via 1960 and 1963 and 1975 and…

December 30, 2010

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When my ex and I split almost 20 years ago, the only items of real value to me that I wanted to take were the photos, the children’s memorabilia, my own memorabilia, and  my artwork.  Along the way, some of these items disappeared.  Others were forgotten. A couple months ago, my ex and his wife […]

My 2011 Letter of Commitment

December 29, 2010

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About 15 years ago, I attended a workshop that allowed me to see what was working in my life and what wasn’t.  Part of the program was that we got to create Letters of Commitment, contracts between us and ourselves, based on several areas of life.  These LOCs weren’t resolutions.  They were blueprints of how […]