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Sleepless Out of Seattle

January 21, 2014

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  Life in the Boomer Lane, in an effort to travel as inexpensively as possible, always flies coach, never purchases direct flights and leaves at ungodly times of the day. Because her flight from Seattle to Chicago yesterday was at 6AM, and because she had spent the evening before watching the Seattle Seahawks obliterate the […]

A man spreads his legs…

February 7, 2011

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at an office party.  He is seated in a chair and you are standing nearby, looking in his direction. He points to one knee and says “This is Thanksgiving.”  He points to the other knee and says, “This is Christmas.”  Then he asks, “Why not visit me between the holidays?” The above was part of […]