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Why Can’t We All Just get Along?

January 29, 2016

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Life in the Boomer Lane could barely contain her sadness over the recent dischord between some mighty high profile people. She will now bring you up to date on these events so that you can be as depressed as she is: Kanye West and Wiz Khalifa Wiz tweeted something about Kanye’s new album “Waves.” Kanye […]

Emergency Republican Debate

January 25, 2016

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Donald Trump’s assertion that he could stand on Fifth Avenue and shoot someone, and his groupies would still support him, was met with outrage on the part of other Republican Presidential wannabees.  Because of that, Republicans held a special debate, in which the top five candidates could have their say. It went something like this: […]

Trump Tests His Fan Base

January 23, 2016

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  Donald J Trump, addressing a campain rally in Iowa, said of his loyal fan base, “I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose any voters, okay? It’s, like, incredible,” Life in the Boomer Lane is not making this up.  She believes Trump’s atatement is true, unless the person Trump shoots is […]

Aliens, Aliens, and the Alienated

January 11, 2016

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Life in the Boomer Lane, in an attempt to not write about the Republicans vying for the Presidential nomination, was in danger of coming up blank for this blog. But, knowing that legions of fans out there have come to depend on starting their days with LBL’s sophmoric humor, she perused her current isuue of […]

The Secret Diary of Donald Trump

December 22, 2015

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June 15, 2015 Dear Diary, For many years, now, I have found it necessary to hide my true nature to the world.  I have presented the false face of a ruthless tycoon, one who cares for little more than building a vast real estate empire.  I have named all of my projects in honor of […]

A Presidential Round Table

December 16, 2015

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(The actual, and living, Dr Harold Bornstein) Those of you who have not been rendered unconcious by attempting to carry all the large Amazon parcels being delived to you during this holiday season, may be aware that Donald Trump this week has tweeted the following: “I am proud to share this health report, written by […]

Mayhem on Miracle Mile

November 30, 2015

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  (Note to Readers: The following is an account of a real protest that just occurred. If Life in the Boomer Lane were running for the Republican presidential nomination, she would tell you that every single thing she wrote actually happened.  If she were Donald Trump, she would add that she witnessed it all herself […]

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